World of Weird Al Yankovic

Hey guys, sorry i couldn't premere my parodies when i said i would, but i just couldnn't get to a computer, also, i know that you are dying to read my Since You've Been Gone parody, but i left the lyrics at home and i can't remember them right now, but i can premere my two other songs, Football Field of Unfair Teams and In the Fridge, so here you go...

In The Fridge
(Parody of Linkin Park's "In The End")
[A Modern day "Livin' In The Fridge"]

(There's something)
Gross now inside the fridge
I couldn't even tell you know what it is
I've lost my mind on trying to decide on what this food is
(All i know)
This is not an edible thing
And who knows what germs it'll bring
I think hard to the end of the day
It'll take your life away
(If you eat it)
So know watch out below
Watch the thing go right out the window
Once i let go
Of this thing i'm gonna throw
I will never know
(If it'll grow)
Kept that thing inside
And it's so hard to hide
It smelled worse than a fart
Why i kept that thing is a mystery to me to this day
I don't know why

<Chorus>
The cakes so hard, the bread is stale
And the beef is so cold and moldy
The hashbrowns fried, i think something died
Cause in the fridge, the food is really nasty

One thing i don't know why
How someone can eat that and not die
Some old pork rinds
Have spent a long time inside of that fridge
(They are so stale)
Despite of the way it was tasting
Acting like all this food i was wasting
Remembering all the times you were telling me
How the food
(Does not taste right)
Things taste the way they did before
You wouldn't even recognize it anymore
I checked out the fridge and realized
Cause when i saw the back it was
(Not plugged in)
I put everything inside
And even though i tried
You wouldn't come back
What it used to be will eventually be a memory of a time

<Chorus>

In the fridge the food goes
Went from good to really gross
If you ate it, theres only one thing you should know (x2)

<Chorus>

Football Field of Unfair Teams
(Parody of Green Day's "Blvd. of Broken Dreams")

I walk along the road
To play a game that everybody knows
To the field i'll go
And if the teams are fair i will not know

I walk along the street
To the football field of unfair teams
i'll go play those creeps
i'm not the only one and i feel alone

I feel alone, i feel alone, i feel alone, i feel a...

My partners are having some trouble breathing
I just got hit and my nose is bleeding
How is it fair when it is four to 13
Players and not the score

Oh no, oh no, oh no, no
oh no, oh no, oh no

I'm running the sideline
I've got good feelings up inside my mind
But i get piledrived by six guys
And now I am alone

Looking at the teams
They're so screwed up
To them they are all right
It's gonna take some time to know if i'm alive
I am alone

I am alone, i am alone, i am alone, i am a...

One person left, the teams are more uneven
Can't feel my heart, i wonder if it's beating
Sometimes i wish someone out there will help me
Till then i play alone

Oh no, oh no, oh no, no
Oh no, oh no...

I play alone, i play a...

I walk this empty street
From the football field of unfair teams
Don't know if i'll sleep
I was the only one and i played a...

After today i'll have some trouble sleeping
Can't feel my heart i wonder if it's beating
At this time it looks like i lost, had no fun
But guess what, i still won

WEIRDABBOTT

I think I can actually cook up a GOOD parody.

A parody of, you guessed it, 1985.
But it doesn't have to do ANYTHING with numbers. Actually, maybe 42.

algonacchick @ Mar 1 2005, 06:47 AM wrote: Ok, since you guys are the parody experts, have any of you heard "Fries, Fries, Fries" by Kurt Campbell? I have it on video tape, but am still unclear on some of the lyrics. Does anyone know where I can find the lyrics to that song? Any help will be appreciated.

I don't know where to find the lyrics, but you can hear the MP3 on This Page
Maybe you can make out the lyrics better with an MP3...
- Matt
PS. Nice work Abbott...Fridge is very Livin' in the Fridge-esque.

thatoneguy @ Feb 26 2005, 03:12 PM wrote: Thanks guys!
  I've been wanting to be played on his show since 1996, and have been trying since 2000.  I hope he  plays me sometime.
  Next weeks topic is science fiction (the greatest demented hits from Star Trek and beyond).  Maybe he'll play 1955 for that!
- Matt

Well, I'm not on the play list
I hope I can make it on his show before he retires.
- Matt

thatoneguy @ Mar 5 2005, 06:27 AM wrote: Well, I'm not on the play list
I hope I can make it on his show before he retires.
- Matt

You're not? Did he explain why not?

Nope...He hasn't replied to me on this one. All I can do is hope to be on the play list every week.
- Matt

Don't give up. You'll be be on his show sooner or later!

hey i comin up with two more, "i hate the origonal so im makin a parody" song

"Overplayed" - Vertigo by U2
&
"Shut Up"- Usher "Caught Up"

...Vertigo r0x0rs.

Anyway, can't wait!

Also.... the NEW hit 1985 parody (although it pales in comparison to "1955")...


THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE (trust me, the syllables work)

COMING WHENEVER I can get around to it.

Also.
Like Adams' works, some of ALL of the Hitchhiker's stuff will be in here, not just a straight description of the first one.

Thus, once I finish "So Long, and thanks for all the fish" and "Mostly Harmless" I shalt start.

Hey, this is my first post. I also write parodies and I have quite alot of 'em My favorite is probably my parody of bowling for soups 1985, which I called 1999

"There was N-sync, and Stone cold, and tickle me elmo
Thre was Brittany, the Backstreets, and Pokemon on Kids Wb..."

You get the picture.