Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:21 pm
Hey guys, sorry i couldn't premere my parodies when i said i would, but i just couldnn't get to a computer, also, i know that you are dying to read my Since You've Been Gone parody, but i left the lyrics at home and i can't remember them right now, but i can premere my two other songs, Football Field of Unfair Teams and In the Fridge, so here you go...
In The Fridge
(Parody of Linkin Park's "In The End")
[A Modern day "Livin' In The Fridge"]
(There's something)
Gross now inside the fridge
I couldn't even tell you know what it is
I've lost my mind on trying to decide on what this food is
(All i know)
This is not an edible thing
And who knows what germs it'll bring
I think hard to the end of the day
It'll take your life away
(If you eat it)
So know watch out below
Watch the thing go right out the window
Once i let go
Of this thing i'm gonna throw
I will never know
(If it'll grow)
Kept that thing inside
And it's so hard to hide
It smelled worse than a fart
Why i kept that thing is a mystery to me to this day
I don't know why
<Chorus>
The cakes so hard, the bread is stale
And the beef is so cold and moldy
The hashbrowns fried, i think something died
Cause in the fridge, the food is really nasty
One thing i don't know why
How someone can eat that and not die
Some old pork rinds
Have spent a long time inside of that fridge
(They are so stale)
Despite of the way it was tasting
Acting like all this food i was wasting
Remembering all the times you were telling me
How the food
(Does not taste right)
Things taste the way they did before
You wouldn't even recognize it anymore
I checked out the fridge and realized
Cause when i saw the back it was
(Not plugged in)
I put everything inside
And even though i tried
You wouldn't come back
What it used to be will eventually be a memory of a time
<Chorus>
In the fridge the food goes
Went from good to really gross
If you ate it, theres only one thing you should know (x2)
<Chorus>
Football Field of Unfair Teams
(Parody of Green Day's "Blvd. of Broken Dreams")
I walk along the road
To play a game that everybody knows
To the field i'll go
And if the teams are fair i will not know
I walk along the street
To the football field of unfair teams
i'll go play those creeps
i'm not the only one and i feel alone
I feel alone, i feel alone, i feel alone, i feel a...
My partners are having some trouble breathing
I just got hit and my nose is bleeding
How is it fair when it is four to 13
Players and not the score
Oh no, oh no, oh no, no
oh no, oh no, oh no
I'm running the sideline
I've got good feelings up inside my mind
But i get piledrived by six guys
And now I am alone
Looking at the teams
They're so screwed up
To them they are all right
It's gonna take some time to know if i'm alive
I am alone
I am alone, i am alone, i am alone, i am a...
One person left, the teams are more uneven
Can't feel my heart, i wonder if it's beating
Sometimes i wish someone out there will help me
Till then i play alone
Oh no, oh no, oh no, no
Oh no, oh no...
I play alone, i play a...
I walk this empty street
From the football field of unfair teams
Don't know if i'll sleep
I was the only one and i played a...
After today i'll have some trouble sleeping
Can't feel my heart i wonder if it's beating
At this time it looks like i lost, had no fun
But guess what, i still won
WEIRDABBOTT
In The Fridge
(Parody of Linkin Park's "In The End")
[A Modern day "Livin' In The Fridge"]
(There's something)
Gross now inside the fridge
I couldn't even tell you know what it is
I've lost my mind on trying to decide on what this food is
(All i know)
This is not an edible thing
And who knows what germs it'll bring
I think hard to the end of the day
It'll take your life away
(If you eat it)
So know watch out below
Watch the thing go right out the window
Once i let go
Of this thing i'm gonna throw
I will never know
(If it'll grow)
Kept that thing inside
And it's so hard to hide
It smelled worse than a fart
Why i kept that thing is a mystery to me to this day
I don't know why
<Chorus>
The cakes so hard, the bread is stale
And the beef is so cold and moldy
The hashbrowns fried, i think something died
Cause in the fridge, the food is really nasty
One thing i don't know why
How someone can eat that and not die
Some old pork rinds
Have spent a long time inside of that fridge
(They are so stale)
Despite of the way it was tasting
Acting like all this food i was wasting
Remembering all the times you were telling me
How the food
(Does not taste right)
Things taste the way they did before
You wouldn't even recognize it anymore
I checked out the fridge and realized
Cause when i saw the back it was
(Not plugged in)
I put everything inside
And even though i tried
You wouldn't come back
What it used to be will eventually be a memory of a time
<Chorus>
In the fridge the food goes
Went from good to really gross
If you ate it, theres only one thing you should know (x2)
<Chorus>
Football Field of Unfair Teams
(Parody of Green Day's "Blvd. of Broken Dreams")
I walk along the road
To play a game that everybody knows
To the field i'll go
And if the teams are fair i will not know
I walk along the street
To the football field of unfair teams
i'll go play those creeps
i'm not the only one and i feel alone
I feel alone, i feel alone, i feel alone, i feel a...
My partners are having some trouble breathing
I just got hit and my nose is bleeding
How is it fair when it is four to 13
Players and not the score
Oh no, oh no, oh no, no
oh no, oh no, oh no
I'm running the sideline
I've got good feelings up inside my mind
But i get piledrived by six guys
And now I am alone
Looking at the teams
They're so screwed up
To them they are all right
It's gonna take some time to know if i'm alive
I am alone
I am alone, i am alone, i am alone, i am a...
One person left, the teams are more uneven
Can't feel my heart, i wonder if it's beating
Sometimes i wish someone out there will help me
Till then i play alone
Oh no, oh no, oh no, no
Oh no, oh no...
I play alone, i play a...
I walk this empty street
From the football field of unfair teams
Don't know if i'll sleep
I was the only one and i played a...
After today i'll have some trouble sleeping
Can't feel my heart i wonder if it's beating
At this time it looks like i lost, had no fun
But guess what, i still won
WEIRDABBOTT