Welcome to McDonalds
(By spacedingo...music of Guns n Roses "Welcome to the Jungle")
Welcome to McDonalds,
we got the fries and shakes,
We got everything you want,
Soon we'll have McSteaks
We are the people who will fry,
Whatever you may eat,
if you got no money, honey,
We're cheaper than Burger King
At McDonalds,
Welcome to McDonalds
Won't you take me to
Mc-a Mc-a Mc-a Mc-aDees, please
Awww, I...I want a quarter pounder with cheese!
Welcome to McDonalds,
You should eat here everyday,
And if you think we're just being sore losers,
I hear that Supersize Me guy is gay
And won't you play in the Playland?
You'll be watched by Mayor McCheese,
He'll make sure the kids are playing friendly
And that you won't skin your knees
At McDonalds,
Welcome to McDonalds
Won't you take me to
Mc-a Mc-a Mc-a Mc-aDees, please
Plus...I...I really need to pee!
Welcome to McDonalds,
Would you like to supersize that?
Condiments are in the bag
And there's even a wetnap
You gotta be careful what you eat,
Better check it soon,
That's the last burger that cook cooked
Because he got fired this afternoon
At McDonalds,
Welcome to McDonalds
Won't you take me to
Mc-a Mc-a Mc-a Mc-aDees, please
Awwwww....I wish it was all free!
When you're at McDonalds....your cholestorol goes up
Soooo uppppp
Soooo uppppp
Soooo uppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp...yowwwwwwwwwww!
(GUITAR SOLO! TAKE IT GRIMACE!)
You know where you are? You're at McDonalds baby!!! Have a friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!
At McDonalds,
Welcome to McDonalds
Won't you take me to
Mc-a Mc-a Mc-a Mc-aDees, please
At McDonalds,
Welcome to McDonalds
Won't you feed me
Mc-a Mc-a Mc-a Mc-aDees, please
ORDER BURGERS FROM THE CLOWN! Hyuuuuuh!