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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:27 am
by JEDM
Granted!!
But then he goes blind
I wish Al would never fart
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:50 am
by yankochick38
Granted!!
But he burps like a girl (which are actually pretty loud, but that's just me
)
I wish that he'd burp like a girl in the Albuquerque encore.
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:14 am
by childofthespiral
Granted! but you never get to hear it.
I wish Al would give me something good to eat.
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:19 am
by WeirdAlsBestFriend
Granted!
But it's good for a dog
I wish Al would rip my heart out of my ripcage and throw it on the ground and stomp on it until I die
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:28 am
by JEDM
Granted!
But then he's arrested
I wish Al would never have to renew his drivers license
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:36 am
by avesjohn
Granted: it's revoked, thereby preventing him from him ever having to renew it again.
I wish we could corrupt one of Al's own wishes.
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:54 am
by yankochick38
Granted!!
But he gets mad at us and postpones thinking about a new album.
I wish that Al wouldn't get mad at us for corrupting his wish, it's just a game
.
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:12 am
by avesjohn
Granted, but then he gets mad at us for thinking "it's just a game." Because to him, it is much, much,
much more than a game.
I wish Al would corrupt this wish.
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:44 pm
by Supermeat2005
Granted!
But that would make me Al, and there'd be no more albums because I could never write a song fer meh life!
I wish I could write songs just like Al!
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:51 pm
by JEDM
Granted!!
But now Al can't write songs anymore!
I wish Al could write songs forever