Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

Post by **JEDM** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:27 am

Granted!!

But then he goes blind

I wish Al would never fart

Post by **yankochick38** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:50 am

Granted!!

But he burps like a girl (which are actually pretty loud, but that's just me

)

I wish that he'd burp like a girl in the Albuquerque encore.

Post by **childofthespiral** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:14 am

Granted! but you never get to hear it.

I wish Al would give me something good to eat.

WeirdAlsBestFriend · Post by **WeirdAlsBestFriend** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:19 am

Granted!
But it's good for a dog

I wish Al would rip my heart out of my ripcage and throw it on the ground and stomp on it until I die

Post by **JEDM** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:28 am

Granted!

But then he's arrested

I wish Al would never have to renew his drivers license

avesjohn · Post by **avesjohn** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:36 am

Granted: it's revoked, thereby preventing him from him ever having to renew it again.

I wish we could corrupt one of Al's own wishes.

Post by **yankochick38** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:54 am

Granted!!

But he gets mad at us and postpones thinking about a new album.

I wish that Al wouldn't get mad at us for corrupting his wish, it's just a game

.

avesjohn · Post by **avesjohn** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:12 am

Granted, but then he gets mad at us for thinking "it's just a game." Because to him, it is much, much, much more than a game.

I wish Al would corrupt this wish.

Supermeat2005 · Post by **Supermeat2005** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:44 pm

Granted!
But that would make me Al, and there'd be no more albums because I could never write a song fer meh life!

I wish I could write songs just like Al!

Post by **JEDM** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:51 pm

Granted!!

But now Al can't write songs anymore!

I wish Al could write songs forever