That's a great poem!
The 'greatest of all men' part is awesome because it's accurate.
EDIT: The poems on this board gave me inspiration to write my own!
I present, for your reading pleasure...
The Yanko-Poem
"Weird Al" Yankovic; what a guy, what a dude!
For his bright, cheery tunes can perk the dullest of moods,
And give joy to the joyless, and other such things.
I believe it's nigh impossible to be upset when he sings.
But his charm doesn't stop at just mere vocal talents.
Why, he once stood on a sway pole with impeccable balance!
He's quite flexible, as well, and has good looks for sure,
With his long curly hair and Hawaiian couture.
There's no man nor beast that can claim such success
At playing the accordion; He's done that with excess.
Whether rock polka medley or that Ear Booker tune,
His talent level of playing'll send you straight to the moon.
In short, he's superlative! He's trounced 'celebrity' standards
And gotten droves of fans, from housewives to band nerds.
Indeed, he's the best, he's left his mark on the past, he's
The Prince of Parodies, Weird Al! (Mr. Yankovic, if you're
nasty.)