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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:34 am
by Seva
Sorry if that would be offensive to some or was discussed here before, but I hope that is NOT an order to Al from that website. Lots and lots of Russian artists, especially those new-born Internet wonders, make large sums of money writing music for websites in order to promote them. According to site's controversial content, this is not the case... but still hoping to see Al confirming it.

SEVA.

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:24 am
by Bridger987
The full song's been leaked onto a streaming site. [[Edited]]


My absolute favorite line from the new song:
SPOILER You were a blonde half-asian with a bad case of gas


Full Lyrics:

SPOILER
You've got a '65 Chevy Malibu
With automatic drive
A custom paint job too

I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow
And a slightly used sombraro
And I'll even throw in a stapler if you insist...

Craigslist!
I'm on Craiglsist, baby, come on!
Yeah!

Well we shared a quick glance
Saturday at the mall
I never took a chance
Never approached you at all

You were a blonde half-asian with a bad case of gas
I was wearin' red speedos and a hockey mask
Come on let's find that love connection that we missed

On Craigslist!
Yeah, Craigslist, come on!
I'm on Craigslist
Oh, baby, maybe you are too!
Be bom ba chomb cadonk bin bam boo!

An open letter to the snotty barista at the Coffee Bean on San Vacente Boulivard:
I know there were twenty people behind me in line,
But I was on a cell phone call with my mother.
Didn't you see me hold up my index finger?
That means I'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple of minutes.
So what's with the attitude lady?
No tip for you!

Got a trashcan of styrofoam peanuts
You can have em for free
You can drop by on the weekend
And pick 'em up from me
But the trashcan ain't part of the deal
Only givin' you the peanuts, get real!
Don't have hefty bag so get your own,
Don't bug me with questions on the phone
Don't ask for help, don't waste my time
And don't complain 'cause they won't cost you a dime
Just ask yourself:
Do you want my styrophome peanuts?
You can have my styrphome peanuts.
Do you want my styrphome peanuts?
You can have them all.

They're on Craigslist!
Craigslist! Oh, baby come on!
I'm on Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist!
I'm on Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist now!

Craigslist!




:P

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:34 am
by The Doctor
The end was in my opinion the best part of the song! :)

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:45 am
by amzo39
Omg! AMAZING...! LOVE.

Ok. Ahahaha.

SPOILER ...Ugh. It WAS "glance".

"With my MOTHER." HAHAHAHA

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:47 am
by Bridger987
I would link to the page with the streaming audio, but I'm not sure if that's explicitly against the rules here. Yes, I'm a lurking semi-newbie. :rolleyes:

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:56 am
by The Doctor
I think you've done enough. :P

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:57 am
by Yankovic Farley
It's times like these I'm glad I stay up far too late.

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:04 am
by You gotta keep em' seperated
i only get a 30 second preview.... <_<

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:22 am
by DonnaNoble
:o I can't find it!! MUST FIND!!!!! Cryptic help from someone????

EDIT- NEVERMIND!! THAT WAS THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER!!!! :whoot:

EEEEEK!!!! AAHH!!!

I really don't know what to say.... I'm actually shaking from the awesomeness!!

I wish I could figure out how to download... *looks at Stephen :P *

SPOILER the line about red speedos... can't WAIT For video LOL

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:45 am
by The Doctor
DonnaNoble @ June 14, 2009 12:22 am wrote: *looks at Stephen*
Don't be looking at me. :P
I've been trying since I found it to figure out how, but I can't. :(

I mean, I'm going to purchase it twice anyway on Tuesday. (iTunes and Amazon) so that won't be a problem.

Hm.. maybe it'll be easier to get it from AOL's 'preview'.

Yay for being impatient/rabid fanboy!