Have A Good Weird Al Quote

Post by **childofthespiral** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:13 am

algonacchick @ Jul 15 2007, 10:02 PM wrote: I like this quote from when Al did the "Weird Al" Yankovic Video Collection for Much Music back in '99. This was a bit he did in between playing videos. He was at a store called Al's Tropical Food King. It went something like this: Al, to clerk: "Where are all the Japanese kiwis?" Clerk: "We dont have any". Al: "We don't have any Japanese kiwis? That's great! We don't have any Japanese kiwis!*starts yelling, as only Al can* "What kind of stinkin' tropical food king is it, if we don't have Japanese kiwis! Hey, customers! We don't have any Japanese kiwis! You might as well just go home!"

Awww, man, wish I coulda seen that.

Post by **algonacchick** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:04 pm

Hehe, there's another bit from the Food King where he's sniffing some mangoes *and I mean really sniffing, nose touching them and eveything* and then says "What's wrong with these mangoes? They're just not mangoey enough!"

Man, I love him so much!

BigWeirdAlFan · Post by **BigWeirdAlFan** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:11 pm

haha me too! Sounds like it was great!!

bigdawg72987 · Post by **bigdawg72987** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:13 pm

From Al-TV I forget who he was interviewing.

"We all have cell phones,
so come on, let's get real."

Post by **algonacchick** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:14 pm

That's from The Michael Stipe interview. I liked when he said, "Btw, that's me in the corner."

BigWeirdAlFan · Post by **BigWeirdAlFan** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:17 pm

I hear ya! I do too!!

crazygurl14 · Post by **crazygurl14** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:31 pm

i wish i knew about al back in his glasses and mustache days. He seemed to be out there more and had been funnier. I like that horney toad thing. i saw that one time and it made me laugh so hard.

BigWeirdAlFan · Post by **BigWeirdAlFan** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:40 pm

Al will be on MAD TV on Comedy Central after this commercial break!!!
I know it's rerun, but it's AL!!!

DonnaNoble · Post by **DonnaNoble** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:07 am

commits suiside AGAIN

(just commited suiside in "you know your an al fan when..." thread... for the exact same reson) WHY CAN I NEVER CATCH AL ON THE TV WHYYYYYYYY?????????????????????????
more Al quotes
If your ever in an extatsential quaundry racked with the pain and issolation of your misserabul exestance... just remember theres still a little place called AAAAbuquerque!!!
*suddenly feels less suisidal*

BigWeirdAlFan · Post by **BigWeirdAlFan** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:45 pm

haha!!!