Make A Wish, Have It Corrupted - Weird Al Edition

[Mystik Tomato]

Granted, but then everyone would try to hard to impress him and all decent discussion would be lost.

Oh, no!

Granted, but the OT forum becomes rife with anarchy, and WOWAY will have to be turned off-line

I wish that UHF was a hit at the box-office

[KnottyEmily]

Granted, but Al decided to stop making music and persue a full time acting career, only to become a D-grade celebrity

I wish that I could be there when Al gets his star on the Walk of Fame

[avesjohn]

Granted, but in their attempt to get good pictures of the event, the paparazzi tramples you to death in a stampede.

I wish there was a way I could give Al a cameo in my novel (and the movie adaptation that follows.)

[Dumb N00b]

Granted, but the movie would be directed by Prince, who would constantly attempt to drop a spotlight on Al's head.


I wish that it was touring season already.

[Orthography Enthusiast]

Granted, but they're all outdoor venues and you get rained, snowed or hailed on at every show.

I wish Al would do a live-action video for every single song on the album

[avesjohn]

Granted, but the combined budget of the videos would be so high, Al wouldn't be able to finance a tour.

I wish Rocky XIII would come out already. The wait's been long enough.

[Well, Well, Well]

Granted, but it's so bad everyone who sees it kills their neighbors...and Al's neighors see it.

I wish Weird Al Yankovic (the album) would be re-released and remastered.

[anthontherun]

Granted, but the insert is still blank inside.

I wish that Al had really done an Unplugged special.

[Well, Well, Well]

Granted, but the band thought unplugged meant they didn't need to plug any cords in, and no one could hear anything during the performance.

I wish that Al ate meat.

[KnottyEmily]

Granted, but everyone else in the world are vegetarians, including you

I wish that I could meet Al on the tour