World of Weird Al Yankovic

LOL

Granted!!!

But then he creates a newer, deadlier sickness. Radioactive Hamster rabies.

I wish that Al would really notice me and know that I was there at my next concert.

Granted, but he notices you during "I'll Sue Ya" and really means it.

I wish Al would release an autobiography.

Granted!

But only 27 copies are being sold and on amazon.com only...EVERYBODY GET THERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!!!!

I wish that Al would give me a high-five at a meet and greet.

granted but you hit him in the face and give him a bloody nice nice going
i wish i could meet my friend on woway in real life

Granted!!

But it turns out to be some 42 year old man who still lives at home with his mom and has autographed Al underwear on his head! That's just creepy.

I wish that I didn't hit Al in the face, or apologized for hitting him in the face .

Granted!!

Now Ruben gets hit in the face

I wish Al would make a parodies only album

JEDM @ Oct 10 2007, 07:06 PM wrote:
I wish Al would make a parodies only album

Granted, but he gets so carried away that he includes more parodies than the budget can afford, and goes bankrupt.

I wish that Al would point at a person in a wheelchair.

Granted!

But the person he points at is himself.

I wish that the newest album was called "Straight Outta Lynwoo!"

Granted. but it scares smallchildren because they think it's a ghost...

I wish Al would do another video game song...

Granted!

But you'd have to talk to him about it first: "Foolish earthling! When have I ever made a song about a video game? And you want me to make another?!?"

I wish that Al would yell at me during one of his songs at the concert for no reason...yeah...