Who Would Be The New Al If He/she Wanted To?

[weirdojace]

David Tanny's next album will outsell Alpocalypse by 12 million units.

[Orthography Enthusiast]

David Tanny's next album will outsell Alpocalypse by 12 million units.

I'm sure that will be very nice for him.

[ludovica64]

Strange. Why is Poodle Hat so high on the charts? It was released seven years ago. Though I guess that also means it has had plenty of time to build up sales. However, that doesn't explain RWS's low rank. Wasn't that a popular album?

Poodle Hat won a Grammy btw..

[Kevbo1987]

I highly doubt Nucka Nucka Ali will ever come close to the longterm consistent mainstream success Al has had in his career. Al has really defied all of the odds when it comes to being a comedy musician. There have been plenty of flash-in-the-pan acts that have cropped up during the last 20 years, but no one has been able to achieve Al's level of consistent success.

[Teh Dingo]

Just as with David Tanny, why are we even talking about this idiot? Let's all just ignore him and focus on real people.

Precisely.

Like I said before, preaching to the converted should be of no concern to us. And if you're so unsure of yourself that you feel you need to hassle someone you hate into acknowledging you for validation, than that says more about you than it does that person.

Hey, sounds like a certain recent fake presidential candidate, doesn't it?

[JCM]

but he sells more on iTunes than the Lonely Island and Weird Al combined.

I'd like to see a source....I HIGHLY doubt that...I know Nucka does well on itunes, but no way is it more than Al and LI combined.

My source is at the top of the page, but I just found out that it's outdated, so you can disregard it.

Also, The Don was totes going to run for president. Obama just decided to release his birth certificate and screw everything up.

[RyanHippFTW]

Curse you, Obama, for releasing your birth certificate and making idiots like Donald Trump look even stupider than they already did!

[TMBJon]

Also, The Don was totes going to run for president. Obama just decided to release his birth certificate and screw everything up.

I guess that's what happens when you base your entire candidacy on a false issue designed to prey on the fears of the stupid.

[JCM]

He would have been a great president, guys! He would have saved this nation!

[RyanHippFTW]

Come on, man...give it a rest