World of Weird Al Yankovic

Posted: **Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:48 pm**

Curly hair conditioner

Posted: **Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:11 pm**

Can I PLEASE get the publishing rights to the Prince catalogue?

Posted: **Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:58 pm**

"a new hamser, a new guiter, a new drom, ideyas four parodays, a gardain weezeul, and grammer lesons for Ruben whou wrot tis laitter."

Posted: **Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:28 pm**

A Nap!

Posted: **Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:46 am**

That was great. 1000 points each.

"New year resolutions of Al or Al's band"

Posted: **Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:23 am**

Ruben: "No hickies!"

Posted: **Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:31 am**

Having his next album have no problems whatsoever regarding artists and their record labels.

Posted: **Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:43 pm**

Al: To make the world safe for grammarians everywhere.

Posted: **Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:53 pm**

Quit laughing our heads off ater Albuquerque. Minor resolution, but a good resolution.

Posted: **Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:40 pm**

Find the hooligan who leaked five songs from the next album on the Internet and prosecute him to the full extent of the law

Scenes From A Hat: Weird Al Style