World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted, but you spill it in his lap! He sure isn't going to enjoy hot chocolate with you anymore.

I wish Al wouldn't spill hot chocolate in his lap.

Granted, but Marty the Torsoboy plotted revenge against Al and spills hot chocolate in his lap! (don't ask how...)

I wish that words would come out of my mouth next time I try to talk to Al.

Granted, but that word is puke, and you get it all over him!

I wish I could go to an Al concert!

Supermeat2005 @ Oct 6 2007, 02:54 PM wrote:
I wish I could go to an Al concert!

Granted, but you get the worst seat in the theater. And that seat is rigged to explode.

I wish there was a Tickle Me Weird Al Yankovic.

Granted, but it comes with an Tickle Me "Weird Al" Yankovic's Lawyer, who'll sue you if you even think about touching the Tickle Me Al.

I wish (Tickle Me) Al had a lawyer with a sense of humor.

Granted, but the lawyer is even funnier than Al.

I wish Al's lawyer would let Al release a new alblum every six months.

Granted...but he didn't specify which every 6 months so were stuck in the same boat again


I wish Ruben would put the cone bra back on

Granted, but he only wears the cone bra during "Close, But No Cigar".

I wish they would put "Like A Surgeon: Truth or Dare Version" back into the tour so Ruben could wear the cone bra during the correct song.

Granted, but now Al wears his Close But No Cigar costume instead of the Like a Surgeon costume...that sounds interesting.

I wish that the album Polka Party was called Dog Eat Dog and sold better because of that.

Granted!!

But he never releases SOL

I wish Al would have a huge birthday bash this year