The Lilac Pilgrim wrote:I promised myself I wouldn't participate in this thread if I returned to the forum. I must have had my fingers crossed

I am a sneaky vixen, clearly.
COME ALONG, SNEAKY VIXEN.
COME BACK TO THE DAAARK
FANGIRLY SIDE MUAHAHAHAHAHAR~ *cough cough*
But... I mean... about the voice... the polkas do it for me, even though I know he's trying to be silly most of the time. The Chop Suey segment of Angry White Boy Polka and the Wrecking Ball segment of NOW That's What I Call Polka! particularly and I can't really put my finger on it. I've had the polkas on repeat so... whatever.
And... after all this time... on the music videos... I still find DtbS!Al attractive, okay?
/confession. don't you sit there and judge me.
gjbjklfjds ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKAAAA

My favorite polka of all time ;A; *now under contest with "NOW That's What I Call Polka!", though!*
In that particular polka... oohh when he sings the "WAKE UP!" bit, and the "WHY'DYOUPUTTHEKEYSUPONTHETABLE", that whole bit... eeee. I have to listen to it again now to talk about more dreamy parts of that k.
NEVER will you be judged here, for we are all weirdos in love with the weird and finding him attractive.
Feel free to judge me, though, for I find Amish!Al REALLY hot. Always did, even yeaaars ago when I never imagined for a SECOND I'd ever crush on him like I do now.
That part in the video where he's guiding his Amish homies in moving the giant wooden structure, just before the whole thing falls on him -- the way he moves his hands, and pouts his lips a bit?
wooooow 