World of Weird Al Yankovic

VOTING HAS ENDED!
The forum has made its voice heard on who it wants to be its first President. Lots of people voted. I'm told there were many thousands of voters. The highest turnout WOWAY has ever seen in a poll. Even more than the WOWAY Awards. Very impressive.

The results will be made known very soon, once Ivanka and I have finished our deliberations. Stay tuned...

How exciting!

The season finale of WOWAY Apprentice will begin this Sunday, January 24, at 3:00pm Trump Time.

This will give me just about a week back in Iowa, which is all I'll need to win the caucus there and then the nomination. I hope the winner of Apprentice will join me on the trail in Iowa. The endorsement of the President of WOWAY would go a long way with those people, and I know I did more to earn your endorsement than Ted Cruz who hasn't posted here even once.

Tonight! New York may be in a deep freeze with this blizzard, but the Boardroom is about to get scorching hot! This is the live season finale of WOWAY Apprentice.

Hello! I’m Ivanka Trump. I don’t know about you, but this New York weather really makes me crave a frozen treat from Dairy Queen! This week only, get THREE Blizzards for the price of one with promo code “NYBLIZZARD.” Tell them Ivanka sent you!

Hey bby give me some of that snow! We'll be pushing over 0C in the coming week and I'm jealous of your 27 inches! Our's will surely melt a bit this week, bleh.

I’m very excited to introduce you to our special guest this evening. This New York blizzard is making her feel right at home (she swears she can see Russia!) Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome former governor of Alaska and former Vice President candidate Sarah Palingsworth!

Thank you so much.

Are we all ready to make WOWAY great again?

We all have a part in this. Lookin’ around at all of you…all of you WOWAYin’ word crimin’ foil wearin’ fun mandatin’ proud forum postin’ clingers to our songs, our parodies, our reality game shows…tellin’ us that we’re not great enough already?