Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

Post by **JEDM** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:41 am

Granted!!

Now his spidey sense is failing

I wish Al would star on Heroes

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:45 am

Granted, but now Al can't swing from song parody to song parody as well ("Sling us a web you're - the piano man").

I wish Al would hold a concert in my junior high school, as some of the kids and some teachers enjoy his music.

Website · Post by **Teh Dingo** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:47 am

Granted, but then it would re-enforce the stereotype that Al is exclusively a G rated comedian

I wish Al could order me a pizza. I'm starving

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:49 am

Granted, but he only serves pizza with anchovies and pickled weiners.

I wish Al would do a weekly show with music videos and fake interviews.

Hippielishus · Post by **Hippielishus** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:06 am

Granted!

But it's just a rerun of his previous interviews.

I wish Al would run around the world before bedtime.

Website · Post by **Teh Dingo** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:50 am

Granted, but then he gets all worked up by bedtime and he's gonna be up all night now!

I wish the voters for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame would wake the hell up

Post by **childofthespiral** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:53 am

Granted. Now Hell is spilling over into the world. Thanks a lot.

I wish Al would put Hell back where it belongs.

DonnaNoble · Post by **DonnaNoble** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:01 am

Granted, but the demons take AL with them...

I wish the demons would LET AL GO!!!! But they would stay back where they belong...

avesjohn · Post by **avesjohn** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:24 am

Granted, but then angels take Al away, and he becomes an angAL in heaven!

I wish God would give those angels (including the new interngel, Al) a raise. They deserve it, what with them being angels and all.

Post by **Mystik Tomato** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:02 pm

Yes, but God is fired by the union, for messing with the workplace relations people. He is replaced by a new boss, named Charlie. He fires all but three of the angels (including Al), and all the unemployed other-worldly beings start to haunt the abandoned amusement park. Eventually, it was found out to be a scam by Old Man Wentworth, and he would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids, composed of Buffy, He-Man, Buzz Lightyear, Waluigi, and their dog, Lassie.

I ish that I didn't have as many pop-culture references in that corruption. Furthermore, I wish it had something to do with Al.