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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:20 am
by Well, Well, Well
Granted, but Christmas is overtaken by Chanukah and the songs become obsolete.
I wish Al finished every album with an Albuquerque-esque song.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:23 am
by Insert Coin(s) to Continue
Granted, but New Mexico would soon run out of funny sounding cities.
I wish Weird Al would put out every concert-only song he's ever done on CD.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:24 am
by Kristine
**dangit, i give up on this thread... too many people post right when i am**
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:25 am
by Insert Coin(s) to Continue
Sorry
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:33 am
by The Doctor
Granted, but then it's sold out everywhere, and you can't find one unless you buy one for $200,000 on ebay.
I wish that I had a tiny computer chip implanted in my brain that played every Weird Al song, and would automatically buy all of Al's new albums and add them to the playlist.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:46 am
by Big Spoon
Granted, but then you would grow sick of Al's music.
I wish Al would guest star in The Simpsons again.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:14 am
by Well, Well, Well
Granted, but the clip of him would shine a negative light on Al because of the racist character he plays.
I wish all Al's cds had 27 tracks on them.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:22 am
by Big Spoon
Granted, but 15 of the tracks would not be funny at all
I wish Al would write a song about the movie Team America.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:39 am
by Well, Well, Well
Granted, but it would be extremely vulgar and of a sexual nature.
I wish Al played shows in Hawaii.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:24 am
by Orthography Enthusiast
Granted, but the world isn't ready for slack-key accordion.
I wish Al would go back to giving out boxers during One More Minute instead of those tighty-whiteys. They're so UNDERWEAR-ISH.