World of Weird Al Yankovic

the NIGHT santa went crazy, the NIGHT st. nick went insane

and as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt suddenly I recognize THE face of my Hibachi dealer who takes off his prosthetic limbs and tells me everything you know is wrong

I want a new duck

My chick can have what she WANT at Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she WANT

SHE lived across the street on the 15th floor of the gilmore building

I'd rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage with my bear hands and then throw it on the FLOOR and stomp on it til I die....then spend One More Minute wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith yooooooooooooooooooooou!

just eat IT eat IT eat IT eat IT

we'll EAT a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer

i want a new duck, one that won't steal my BEER

ONE you want a chicken sandwich, two you want a cheeseburger, three curly fries and a large root beer

STOP don't go no further, I never ordered a large root beer I said medium not laaaaaaarge!