World of Weird Al Yankovic

Well, Well, Well @ Nov 30 2006, 09:54 PM wrote: I guess I'd have to love WOWAY first of all.

Yeah, that might help. Especially if your name was George.

I wish Al was married to Paris Hilton.

Granted, but two days later he contracts 14 different STDs.

I wish Al would accidentally run over Paris Hilton with his car.

Granted, but Lionel's Richie's daughter still lives!

I wish Al would release 27 albums every ten years.

Granted, but unfortunately to do so he has to change his name to Prince.

I wish Al would do a duet with Will Smith.

Granted, but Big Willie would change musical styles about three times before the song is done.

I wish Al did standup.

Granted, but he wouldn't be funny.

I wish Al would be homeless.

Granted, but he has no place to put his Stephen Hawking books, and therefore goes mad with grief.


I wish hamsters ruled the world.

Granted, but then they would mutate and take over the world.

I wish Al had his own radio show.

Kevbo1987 @ Dec 1 2006, 04:05 AM wrote: Granted, but then they would mutate and take over the world.

I wish Al had his own radio show.

Granted, but it's a market report in a farming community in the Midwest, and Al, being a vegetarian, gets really really conflicted about having to talk about pork belly futures every morning at 5 am.

I wish UHF had been a megahit movie the summer it was released.

Granted, but Michael Richards becomes the famous one.

I wish Al would record more rock parodies.

Granted, but he'd lost most popular appeal and would fall into infamy as the parodist who got stuck in the 90s.

I wish Al recorded more Christmas songs.