Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:40 pm
When some loser's wife said she's still dating twenty guys.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:22 am
Guys with nametags walking down the aisles.
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:43 pm
I'd flush myself right down the toilet, but I'd just clog up the drain.
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:29 am
A couple of kids from the palace at Buckingham
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:43 am
You drink the milk right from the carton.
What are you, in kindergarten?
What are you, in kindergarten?
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:12 am
I could spend all day in my underwear, watching "Ernest Goes To Camp".
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:28 am
And Jay Leno has got Madonna - hey, there's Luke Perry, on a Special All-Pig-Latin episode of Drew Carey.
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:37 am
Your butt is wide, well mine is too. Just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you.
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:42 am
I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor.
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:10 am
Had a body hotter than a Habanero, she had lips like a ripe pomegranate.