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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:56 am
by Supermeat2005
Granted!
Now he's probed!
I wish Al wasn't probed...
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:32 am
by Mystik Tomato
Granted, now he's a freak with no place to put the probe, and eventually explodes, because of the build up of ...stuff in him.
I wish Polka Party was covered by Kevin Federline.
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:51 am
by avesjohn
Granted, but then Britney gets custody of her kids back. Uh-oh...
I wish Al would have his own record label.
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:58 am
by Supermeat2005
Granted, but being a record label owner, he becomes corrupt and overcharges everyone for his music...
I wish record label owners weren't so corrupt...
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:05 am
by Mystik Tomato
Granted, now Bruce Dickenson (Yes, THE Bruce Dickenson) can't demand more cowbell. He dies from the fever he has, in which the prescription is more cowbell. He dies, and the world descends into chaos with a capital 7.
I wish Virus Alert had more cowbell.
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:08 am
by avesjohn
Granted, but then Don't Fear The Reaper has less cowbell, causing Bruce Dickinson to go back to his feverous state, and the world spirals into oblivion.
I wish both Virus Alert and Don't Fear The Reaper had their share of cowbell.
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:19 am
by Mystik Tomato
Granted, but the world spirals into oblivion anyway.
I wish that Al was Galactus.
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:28 am
by JEDM
Granted!!
But now he's Galactuscalifragilisticexpialidotious!
I wish my Al corruption was less complicated
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:34 am
by childofthespiral
Granted. Your corruption amounts to a grapefruit.
I wish I was related to Al.
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:51 am
by Teh Dingo
Granted, but you're that weird aunt no one ever talks about
I wish Al invented a more convenient way of personal travel