I'm not sure if I'll make anything longer than this, If I can think of the rest I will.
"Dirtbag" Parody of "Crush" by David Archuleta
I hung up the phone tonight
Something happened for the first time
My Minds
In a rush
Such a rush
'Cause the possibility
Of this person who's a little to
hostility
It's just too much
Just too much
Why do I keep choosing friends who
Are nothing but losers
Sometimes all I wish is that I did the right
And I've gotta tell you
[chorus]
Do you ever think
When you're all alone
That someone you know
Would knock down your door
Who's insanely rude and can't tolerate you
Hoping this can't be another one
Do you get real scared
When they look at you
While Holding a magnum 32
And your trying, trying to Runaway
But you know this Dirt bag ain't going
Away
Going away
Awards: - Most Dedicated Non-Spoiler (2007) - Best GC Thread (2010) - Best TTR Skit (2010) - Outstanding Achievement In Fan Parody (Recorded), Shared With The Rest Of The Minor Celebrities (2015)
Thanks. I have an idea for the second verse. Something just occurred to me. Weird Al's parodies on Cd's aren't the full thing either. like Eat It is a minute shorter than Beat it. So therefore is all of Al's parodies a fragment?