World of Weird Al Yankovic

You get a yankobuck!

I insert a pair of Vans...

You get a coupon to visit the Nature Trail to Hell.

I insert a lock of Weird Al's hair...

You get Nina!

I insert Harvey the Wonder Hamster..

You get a rub-on spatula tattoo!

I insert one white glove.

You get a scalpel and a roll of gauze

I insert a picture of Patrick Stewart and Bill Shatner.

You get nothing - it can't decide on what you get.

I insert a box into the machine.

You get a rubber Fat costume.


I insert a giant dinosaur tooth into the machine.

You receive a Yankosaurus! Uh-oh, it looks hungry.

I insert a SOL disc.

Uh-oh. The machine ate it. Looks like you're SOL.


I inserted my still beating heart with a fork sticking out.

You get a grapefruit.

I put in a different grapefruit