Ok, me and my band wrote this song in a fit of boredom and I thought I'd give it a try on here.
Government Warnings
I was sitting in my e-z-chair
Eating cookies off the floor
When I turned on the 10 o clock news
And learned some thing I never knew before
Terrorists do yoga, George Bush is hooked is on cheese
And the main source of cancer is found inside whipped cream
Poodles all lay eggs, that guy from Slipknot is a monk
Batman wears a leather mask and the queens really a punk
Chorus
Listen up! You need to know!
This stuff could save your life!
Well, not really, but its pretty cool
So listen up or die!
Weird al is a gerbil child, three unicorns got AIDs
Plutonium can be made from cheese and lemonade
The turnips have all rebelled, they're chopping up themselves
Pixies are having parties on Tescos tinned can shelves
Some guys imaginary friend set fire to his cat
Hundred percent of guys named Trev are certain to be fat
Ian owes the pope a buck, mice are made of Spam
Mafia will rule the world under the name, 'Oxfam'
Wrestlers have bad dental plans, theres gold inside our moles
You can find infinate universes inside polo holes.
Diamond jim can't really dance, hes controlled by hamsters
The secret of world peace was found by gun toting gangsters
Coca cola makes you dumb, Bob the kitten is dead
Britney spears and a pink spacehopper, nuff said.
Chorus
Well this stuff has really opened my eyes
How could I not have known?
That microscopic aliens hide out in garden gnomes?
And squirrels all have mortgages
The sun is made of spud
That diamonds are nothing more
Than Mr Sheen and mud?
Chorus
Music stops
Brush your teeth 50 times a day and remember, daisys are just pretty weeds
KILL THEM!
Its got a bit of a 'Midnight Star' feel to it.
