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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:16 am
by Crazynutt27
YES I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!!!

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:17 am
by BigWeirdAlFan
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:20 am
by Crazynutt27
I could just post the lyrics for Bob here I love that whole song palindromes for the win!!!
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:31 am
by Limecat
Holy Crap! I have a laser cannon
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:37 am
by sammy1378
any line from albuquerque is a good weird al quote. =]
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:02 am
by algonacchick
I like this quote from when Al did the "Weird Al" Yankovic Video Collection for Much Music back in '99. This was a bit he did in between playing videos. He was at a store called Al's Tropical Food King. It went something like this: Al, to clerk: "Where are all the Japanese kiwis?" Clerk: "We dont have any". Al: "We don't have any Japanese kiwis? That's great! We don't have any Japanese kiwis!*starts yelling, as only Al can* "What kind of stinkin' tropical food king is it, if we don't have Japanese kiwis! Hey, customers! We don't have any Japanese kiwis! You might as well just go home!"
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:15 am
by JEDM
From the Secret File on the RWS CD:
"Sorry Al, That coupons for the crunchy peanut butter"
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:19 am
by BigWeirdAlFan
Crazynutt27 @ Jul 16 2007, 03:20 AM wrote:
I could just post the lyrics for Bob here I love that whole song palindromes for the win!!!
I hear ya! I have BOB stuck in my head now. It's been there for almost 3 days straight now! lol
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:13 am
by Ambra
I'm going to have to paraphrase here because I'm not sure of the real quote. When he's interviewing K-Fed and asks to see his new tattoo and they cut to a shot of Federline holding up his arm to show off a gangsta-style "F" and Al responds, "That could have so many meanings for you like "Failure" or "Effing delusional".
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:34 am
by DonnaNoble
I personlay like these two quotes from the Madona interveiw
"You can pick you freinds, and you can lead a horse too water, but you CAN'T sneeze with you eyes open!"
or...
"HEY, how come you can have a baby and I cant!!!???"
"I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that I'm a woman"
"Makes sence"
or this non-madona
"now comes my favorite part of the show where we all stare into the sun untill we go blind AHHH AHHAH IT BURNS AHHH!!!!!!!!!" (I don't know if thats an exact quote, but it gets the idea across)