Have A Good Weird Al Quote

Crazynutt27 · Post by **Crazynutt27** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:16 am

YES I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!!!

BigWeirdAlFan · Post by **BigWeirdAlFan** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:17 am

HAHA!!

Crazynutt27 · Post by **Crazynutt27** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:20 am

I could just post the lyrics for Bob here I love that whole song palindromes for the win!!!

Limecat · Post by **Limecat** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:31 am

Holy Crap! I have a laser cannon

sammy1378 · Post by **sammy1378** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:37 am

any line from albuquerque is a good weird al quote. =]

Post by **algonacchick** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:02 am

I like this quote from when Al did the "Weird Al" Yankovic Video Collection for Much Music back in '99. This was a bit he did in between playing videos. He was at a store called Al's Tropical Food King. It went something like this: Al, to clerk: "Where are all the Japanese kiwis?" Clerk: "We dont have any". Al: "We don't have any Japanese kiwis? That's great! We don't have any Japanese kiwis!*starts yelling, as only Al can* "What kind of stinkin' tropical food king is it, if we don't have Japanese kiwis! Hey, customers! We don't have any Japanese kiwis! You might as well just go home!"

Post by **JEDM** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:15 am

From the Secret File on the RWS CD:

"Sorry Al, That coupons for the crunchy peanut butter"

BigWeirdAlFan · Post by **BigWeirdAlFan** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:19 am

Crazynutt27 @ Jul 16 2007, 03:20 AM wrote: I could just post the lyrics for Bob here I love that whole song palindromes for the win!!!

I hear ya! I have BOB stuck in my head now. It's been there for almost 3 days straight now! lol

Ambra · Post by **Ambra** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:13 am

I'm going to have to paraphrase here because I'm not sure of the real quote. When he's interviewing K-Fed and asks to see his new tattoo and they cut to a shot of Federline holding up his arm to show off a gangsta-style "F" and Al responds, "That could have so many meanings for you like "Failure" or "Effing delusional".

DonnaNoble · Post by **DonnaNoble** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:34 am

I personlay like these two quotes from the Madona interveiw
"You can pick you freinds, and you can lead a horse too water, but you CAN'T sneeze with you eyes open!"
or...
"HEY, how come you can have a baby and I cant!!!???"
"I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that I'm a woman"
"Makes sence"
or this non-madona
"now comes my favorite part of the show where we all stare into the sun untill we go blind AHHH AHHAH IT BURNS AHHH!!!!!!!!!" (I don't know if thats an exact quote, but it gets the idea across)