Happy Birthday, Bermuda!

[scottidog]

pssst... Hippie? Jon's big day is the 18th!

[Manda]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Bermuda the Best Drummer that I know. Thanks for keeping the beat.

[HappyBirthday1983]

::bows::



Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you!



Well it's time to celebrate your birthday,

It happens every year.

We'll eat a lot of broccoli, and drink a lot of beer.

You should be good and happy that there's somethin' you can eat.

A million people every day are starvin' in the street.

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor.

Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four.

There's garbage in the water,

There's poison in the sky.

I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die!



Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you!



Well, what's the matter, little friend, you think this party is the pits?

Enjoy it while you can.

We'll soon be blown to bits!

The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose.

Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse.

It doesn't take a military genius to see

We'll all be Crispy Critters after World War III.

There's nowhere you can run to,

Nowhere you can hide.

When they drop the big one,

We all get fried.



Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?



Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you!



Well, there's a punk in the alley, and he's lookin' for a fight.

There's an Arab on the corner buyin' everything in sight.

There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed.

Seems that everywhere you look today, there's misery and greed.

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun,

But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun.

So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take,

Just blow out the candles,

And have a piece of cake.



Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you!



(wow!)



Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you!



And a pinch to grow an inch!



::can't believe he actually sung happy birthday to weird al's drummer. yeaH!::

[ccsyaoran]

lets hear it for HappyBirthday1983!!!!





-ccs, Cup Cake Sugarpie

[stupidsurgeon27]

QUOTE Anyone have some meeting Bermuda stories they'd like to share?  




I'll save my b-day wishes until tomorrow.



Though, I do have a couple of stories. *cracks fingers as she prepares to type these stories*



Well, naturally I first met Bermuda at AlCon III. The first time during it, I finally got the nerve to go up to him in the hallway and gave him a present - a hawaiian lei. Bermuda accepted it, and signed my snorkel I had. While I was with him, someone took a picture and went, "I should put a caption with this. Bermuda got leid!"



Heh. I met him again in the vendor room and snatched a picture with him. Yay!



Then again, after the Lip Synch contest. Bob and I were still backstage after our performance, while Bermuda gave his judging list to Amanda, I think. He came over to us, telling us we did great, and told me he's run into me so many times during AlCon, we're like old friends!



Then, of course, again at the autograph signing during AlCon.



Another time was at OC last year, after the Friday shows. I was so happy meeting everyone and had already recieved Bermuda's autograph already. He appeared suddenly in front of Karen and I, going, "Here! Have some broken drumsticks!"



Happy memories...



-CindyBob

[weirdojace]

Arrgh! Someone already took Al's version of the song! Oh well, I'll do the Arrogant Worms version!



Once a year we celebrate

With stupid hats and plastic plates

The fact that you were able to make

Another trip around the sun

And the whole planet gathers round

And gifts and laughter do abound

And we let out a joyful sound

And sing that stupid song

Happy birthday!

Now you're one year older

Happy birthday!

Your life still isn't over

Happy birthday!

You did not accomplish much

But you didn't die this year,

I guess that's good enough



So listen to your fading health

And hope you don't remind yourself

The chance of finding fame and wealth

Decrease with every year

So if you like your doing laps

And eating food and taking naps

And hoping that someday, perhaps

Your life will hold some cheer



Happy birthday!

What have you done that maters?

Happy birthday!

You're starting to get fatter

Happy birthday!

It's downhill from now on

Try not to remind yourself

Your best years are all gone



If cryagentics (or something like that...) were all free

Then you could live like Walt Disney

And live for all eternity

Inside a block of ice

But instead your time is set

This is the only life you get

And though it hasn't ended yet

Sometimes you wish it might



Happy birthday!

You wish you had more money

Happy birthday!

Your life's so sad it's funny

Happy birthday!

How much more can you take?

But your friends are hungry

So just cut the stupid cake!

Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday!

Dear.....



Bermuda!!!!!





Happy birthday, Berm'. And thanks for all your hard work on Al's projects!

[anthontherun]

In case I can't come tomorrow, happy birthday to one of the greatest drummers on the planet.

[Teh Dingo]

Happy Birthday Bermuda!



(And that's why I don't work for Hallmark)

[Clyde the Viking]

And now a short poem about a birthday...



A Short Poem About A Birthday



Today it is your birthday

You're wiser with every breath

Because you know

That as you go

You're one year closer to death.



HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! HAGGEE ERGHAY!! AYEE AHHYAY!! BLAHTY BLIRTAY!! AAHH-AHH AAHH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!

[MarlinsGirl]

Happy Birthday Bermuda!





Terri M.