Casting "The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota"

Waldo318 · Post by **Waldo318** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 5:24 am

Big Roy: Barry Hansen (AKA Dr Demento)

Dad: Al Yankovic

Mom: Victoria Jackson

Grandma: Mary Yankovic

Son: Daryl Sabara

Daughter: Alexa Vega

Bernie: Emo Philips

Neighbors: Steve Jay, and Jim West

Gas Station Attendant: "Jon Bermuda" Schwartz

Twine Ball Guy: Michael Richards

Gift Shop Clerk: Rubén Valtierra

Security Guards: Drew Carey, and Harvey The Wonder Hamster

Inn Keepers: Leslie Nielsen, and Bill Henderson (AKA Blind Lemon Yankovic)

Crew:

Director: Al Yankovic

Score: Al Yankovic

Producer: Jay Levey

Post by **mewrio** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 9:08 am

QUOTE \"Jon Bermuda\" Schwartz

Ahem...

It's Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz

OE,

-thief

Waldo318 · Post by **Waldo318** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 1:37 am

mewrio @ Nov 5 2003, 07:08 AM wrote: It's Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz

OE,
-thief

Ooops, Typo...Sorry. I didn't notice that I did that...I'm so stupid!

AL look-AL-ike · Post by **AL look-AL-ike** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:36 pm

Okay, you got the cast. Now let's talk about the plot. Let me pitch this one:

Evil Tourist Attraction Developer, Artemis Sleezleton (played by Christopher Walken) has been buying up the Mom-and-Pop attractions (he most recent development; the Poodle Rock Casino and the Elvis-A-Rama Adult Emporium. In short, he's a bad guy.) He has his sights on his next acqusistion, buying up all of the twine balls in the world and combining them to create the World's Largest Twine Ball! Bwahahahahaha! But our hero and his family learn of his evil plot during an innocent family vacation, and vow to stop him! The climax: The family dog (played by Eddie, the dog from Fraiser) accidently knocks the twine ball over, causing it to roll and threaten to crush the town! (A dog, A Panic, in a Pagoda!)

Anyone?

Post by **Bruce the Duck** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:43 pm

Ya know what? That's not bad at all! I'm very tempted to turn your idea into a full blown multi-chapter story like my "Alfred Gump."

Post by **Elvis** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 11:00 pm

AL look-AL-ike @ Nov 7 2003, 03:36 PM wrote: Evil Tourist Attraction Developer, Artemis Sleezleton

When your last name is Sleezleton, you're pretty much destined to grow up to be the guy no one likes. Or a lawyer.

Great story Kevin! I want to know how it ends.

Dave

Post by **mewrio** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 11:07 pm

Elvis @ Nov 8 2003, 07:00 AM wrote: I want to know how it ends.

OH, but it doesn't...

Waldo318 · Post by **Waldo318** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 2:17 am

QUOTE (AL look-AL-ike @ Nov 7 2003, 08:36 PM) The family dog (played by Eddie, the dog from Fraiser)
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I think a poodle (like Bella) would be better!

AL look-AL-ike · Post by **AL look-AL-ike** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 11:29 pm

A Poodle! Why didn't I think of that?! Well, it would be Bella's stunt poodle double of course.

That was just one idea, I would like to hear your movie ideas too.

I bet everyone has already seen this movie treatment for Nature Trail to Hell, right?

http://www.stomptokyo.com/movies/n/natu ... -hell.html

Post by **kidcid** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 4:31 am

AL look-AL-ike @ Nov 7 2003, 08:36 PM wrote: The family dog (played by Eddie, the dog from Fraiser) accidently knocks the twine ball over, causing it to roll and threaten to crush the town! (A dog, A Panic, in a Pagoda!)

Anyone?

Too Funny, I just fell off my chair!!
Cid