Cast "Horoscope: The Movie/Video"

Post by **anthontherun** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:25 am

Leo: Rob Schneider (Makin' copies!)

Post by **Dr_Dad** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 5:09 am

QUOTE Saggitarius should be David Cross.

QUOTE Wow, excpet for David Bowe, I have no idea who those people are.

Just in case some people haven't seen "Mr Show" [BTW, David and Bob did a parody of Al themselves on an episode of the HBO show], David Cross is also well known as the geeky bespectacled 40-year-old in both "Men In Black" movies. ["You wanna go to Cambodia?"]

Doc

Post by **weirdallie27** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 7:06 pm

QUOTE Okay, then Steve Buscemi would be the guy who locks himself inside his house and never never never never never leaves his house again.

Dave

LOL....that sounds about right..... :biggrin:

~Allison

Post by **mewrio** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 1:00 pm

Oh, nevermind.

ThewEiRdOne27 · Post by **ThewEiRdOne27** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:44 am

I'll be Virgo! I'll be Virgo!

Otherwise, I'll tell everyone the darkest secret in the world. So dark, you won't see it at night!

HAHAHA!

*Ahem* Continue.

Sanny · Post by **Sanny** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 12:56 am

Well I'll be nothing since I was never born. Or I could be Jupiter. Or a rabid weiner dog chasing a remote controled lamp.

Post by **PsychoWardJester27** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 4:27 am

I could be another Cancer! I'd be shoving a roll of duct tape up my nose while taking my drivers test!

alberta1 · Post by **alberta1** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 5:00 am

Capricorn of course

the stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but, you know they're lying. If i were you id lock my doors and windows and never, never, never, never, never leave my house again

Are there any other dvds aside from ultimate collections or UHF or is that it? I know Al-timate collections is deleted,

Insert Coin(s) to Continue · Mon Jan 12, 2004 1:24 am

Okay, here's my cast for Your Horoscope for Today: The Major Motion Picture:

AQUARIUS: Eminem in his 8 Mile costume getting on the bus from 8 Mile and he slips and his tongue freezes to it! And I would love to see Em playing wack-a-mole for 17 hours a day, in the end he'd get pissed off, pull a pistol and shoot the moles!

PISCES: The Washington Mad Cow that's all over the news

ARIES: Meryl Streep. She'd have to give a hickey to herself. That would be odd

Albino Dwarf: Gene Simmons. Personally, I wouldn't want to trade toothbrushes with him...just adds to the horror of the movie

Meryl Streep: Oh crud...that ruins my AIRES. Oh well, she can play both parts

TAURUS: Heh. Donald Trump. I'd LOVE to hear somebody say to him that he will never find true happiness

GEMINI: Let's see...explosive flatulence...javelin through chest...hmm...how bout Bugs Bunny. He has javelins thrown through his chest all the time

Birthday Party People: Everyone from It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World

Fiance: The chick bunny from Space Jam, of course

CANCER: One of the Olsen twins

Driver's Ed Teacher: Emo Phillips

LEO: J-Lo...

Boss: Anyone from Monty Python's Flying Circus

VIRGO: Canibus. OHH! DIS!!

LIBRA: Drew Carey. He would love a promotion on his TV show and he spends the entire time on Who's Line is it Anyway? laughing so it seems like a perfect fit!

Someone much more talented than Libra: Anyone...oh I don't know how 'bout SpongeBob. No, I don't know why

SCORPIO:

I'd love to see Tiger Woods with a low self-esteem

SAGITTARIUS: Alex Trebek, of course

Friends: D12. I'd love to see Alex Trebek try to kill D12

CAPRICORN: The little creepy girl from The Ring

This is fun. There should be more topics like this!

sarley27 · Post by **sarley27** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 2:08 am

Uhh...Meryl Streep is a woman.
And yes, these topics are some of my favorites of my ones started.