I'd always been under the impression that Al was literally just singing the lyrics of the Beverly Hillbillies theme song over the Money For Nothing music. I was surprised to discover that it's really the theme song heavily manipulated to fit into the Money For Nothing meter, which is even more impressive to me. I always knew something was up with the "little Clampet" line because I have heard the unedited MFN on occasion and thought that was way too similar to be a happy accident!
Anyway, I thought I'd try to map out the lyrics, identifying which parts are taken from the
Beverly Hillbillies theme song and which are taken from or loosely inspired by
"Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits. The remainder is basically by Al, so it's no wonder the lawyers couldn't decide what to call it!
This colour text is taken directly from the Beverly Hillbillies theme, and
this color text is taken from "Money For Nothing".
Now lookie here people
Listen to my story
A little story 'bout a man named Jed
You know something?
That poor mountaineer
They say he
barely kept his family fed
Now, let me tell you
One day he was shootin'
Old Jed
was shootin' at some food
When all of a sudden right
up from the ground, there
Well, there
came a bubblin' crude
Oil that is Well, maybe you call it
black gold or
Texas tea
He gonna move next to Mr. Drysdale
And be a Beverly hillbilly...
Before you know it, all
the kinfolk are-a-sayin'
Yeah, buddie, move away from there
That little Clampet
got his own cement pond
That little Clampet,
he's a millionaire
Now everyone
said Californie
Is the place that you oughta be
We got to load up this here
truck now
We got to move to Beverly
Hills, that is
Swimming pools
Move-a-move-a-movie stars
Huh
Lookat that, lookat that
Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies
Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies
Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies
He really lucked out with the lyric "Beverly Hillbillies" fitting flawlessly over Sting's "I Want My MTV" refrain!