If I Could Make Love to a Bottle
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Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle
I would say this is the dirtiest song Al has ever sang.
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Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle
You would be wrong
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What is the dirtiest?minnick27 wrote:You would be wrong
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Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle
Several off the top of my head that are dirtier: Orgy On My Own, Jerry Springer, and Wanna B Ur Lovr to name a few.
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Wanna B Ur Lovr is not a dirty song. Jerry Spring I forgot about and I have never heard Orgy On My Own
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Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle
I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too
I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too
I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
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Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle
That's all metaphor and innuendo though, and as unsubtle as it is, not nearly as close to explicit as the song this thread is about.
Love and peace.
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Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle
It's still all dick jokes.
Bottle is like, three lines long and could easily fit within the same song that uses the lines "My lips are registered weapons, Can I invade your personal space?", "I hope I'm not being forward, But do you mind if I chew on your butt?" and "I'll bet you're magically delicious, Like a bowl of Lucky Charms"
Bottle is like, three lines long and could easily fit within the same song that uses the lines "My lips are registered weapons, Can I invade your personal space?", "I hope I'm not being forward, But do you mind if I chew on your butt?" and "I'll bet you're magically delicious, Like a bowl of Lucky Charms"
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The only one I would call dirty is "I wanna be your Krakatoa Let my lava flow all over you". Even Word Crimes has a dirty joke in it.
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Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle
Love torpedo? Doesn't sound like a bomb to me... KreygasmYankoSwag 8888 wrote:The only one I would call dirty is "I wanna be your Krakatoa Let my lava flow all over you". Even Word Crimes has a dirty joke in it.