Orgy On My Own

[Interrobang]

The live ones are probably lost forever.

A few of the still-missing demos could definitely still turn up at some point.

[Eyeball Chair]

Just going to say it again, I'm positive that "Crazy Cow Therapist" is not real and was something made up to get people looking for nothing. I remember doing a search on the forum and I read that CCT was "an inside joke" and a "stunt" performed by people on the forum.

Anyone still curious about CCT, don't worry, it does not exist.

[JohnnyLurg]

Could somebody please transcribe the lyrics for "Orgy On My Own?" I'm busy right now, but I will later if nobody else does.

Also, for those wondering, I received this song from Mike Kelly, a former Cal Poly roommate and fellow KCPR DJ of Al's.

[Eyeball Chair]

Could somebody please transcribe the lyrics for "Orgy On My Own?" I'm busy right now, but I will later if nobody else does.

Also, for those wondering, I received this song from Mike Kelly, a former Cal Poly roommate and fellow KCPR DJ of Al's.

I possibly could do it if I have time tonight.

[Interrobang]

Here are the lyrics the best I can surmise. Bold text denotes where Al sings.

I remember all the moments when I used to hold you near,
I remember the sweet nothings you would whisper in my ear,
Whenever we would hold my hand my heart would skip a beat,
We were such a happy couple and my life was so complete,
But times have changed and now you've left me for some other guy,
It seems I'll never get you back no matter how I try,
This emptiness inside of me is tearing me apart,
I gotta find a way that I can soothe this aching heart

'Cause babe I get so lonely whenever you're not here,
You never even call me on the phone,
So I'm gonna buy a Hustler and a six pack of beer,
And have a little orgy on my own

I can't believe you'd ever go and leave me for that chump,
So what if he's a millionaire, and I work in a dump?
So what if he makes more in an hour, than I make in a day?
He lights his pipes with dollar bills and bathes in Perrier,
Well I'm not much into culture, and I don't drive no fancy cars,
And I couldn't tell a dirt clod from a plate of caviar,
I'd like to meet this friend of yours, so bring him by my place,
I'll have a friendly chat with him and stab him in the face

'Cause you know I get so lonely whenever you're not here,
You never even call me on the phone,
So I'm gonna buy a Hustler and a six pack of beer,
And have a little orgy on my own

I can't forget the day you put my love back on the shelf,
It was then I knew I had to get a firm grip on myself,
For other folks this solitude would be a living Hell,
But when times get rough I still can handle myself pretty well,
It's hard on me remembering the way that we were then,
But when I read my magazines, I feel myself again
I must admit, from time to time, my memory still lingers,
But the only pain I feel is from the blisters on my fingers

Babe you know I get so lonely whenever you're not here
You never even call me on the phone,
So I'm gonna buy a Hustler and a six pack of beer,
And have a little orgy on my own

Yes I'm gonna buy a Hustler and a six pack of beer
And have a little orgy,
Have a little orgy,
I'll have a little orgy on my own

[anthontherun]

Has the full version of "Dr. D Superstar" surfaced yet? I know there's a 20-second version on YouTube.

[Interrobang]

Has the full version of "Dr. D Superstar" surfaced yet? I know there's a 20-second version on YouTube.

I don't believe it has. That short clip was all that was played on KMET back in 1976, and I believe that's all we have. Bermuda has said he has a 1:20 recording of it.

[Eyeball Chair]

Has the full version of "Dr. D Superstar" surfaced yet? I know there's a 20-second version on YouTube.

I don't believe it has. That short clip was all that was played on KMET back in 1976, and I believe that's all we have. Bermuda has said he has a 1:20 recording of it.

The full song is 1:21 according to Bermuda.

[Interrobang]

Bermuda also referred to it as "the 1:21 version", which makes me think there's an even longer version out there that not even Bermuda has. That's just speculation though, we'd probably have to ask him ourselves.

[minnick27]

Or a shorter version, referring to the already known one