Comedy Songs You've Written
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Re: Comedy Songs You've Written 1.0
No problem, mate.
How old was that last signature? I mean, really?
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Re: Comedy Songs You've Written 1.0
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Re: Comedy Songs You've Written 1.0
Since there's no recording with it, this is more like a comedy poem.
Whatever.
The Greatest User Ever
An original song by JCM.
Lyrics
They might be Jon
The Dingo ate my baby
Anth's on the run
K-Ryan-Hipp used to Bacon
All of these users
Make the forum community flourish
But there is one man
Whose very presence puts it in complete bliss
No, I'm not talking about
We-eird Al
I'm talking about
J-C-M
There's no doubt he's the awesomest dude on the forum
No doubt
If anyone else said such things
You'd say that he was just dreaming
But JCM is something else
Whatever he does, he does well
To quote Confucius:
"JCM is the greatest user ever."
Confucius actually said that
It was originally in Japanese, though
Abbot and Jace make amusing parodies
But JCM is the humor Alicia Keys
When Dave is on, I guess he does important stuff
But JCM is really, really, really, really buff
Way_Moby has an underscore in his name
But JCM is only three letters. Game
AAAmerah is female
But JCM's mom is female, too
minnick27, quantumerror, and Grom
I'm not sure who those guys are, but JCM is probably also better than them, mon
JEDM is kind of similar
I'll get to him later
To quote George Washington:
"JCM is the greatest user ever."
Washington was our first president
I learned that in primary school
JCM has his lovers and haters
But mostly lovers
JCM is an exceptional ice skater
That's somethin' to speak of'er
NH Weird Al Fan: JCM has a new song out? That's nice. Now where are the free peanuts?
mewrio: You said that there would be free peanuts. I didn't come to hear some kid worship himself.
Jigawatt: I have a radio show, you know. Just saying.
To quote Queen Elizabeth:
"JCM is the greatest user ever."
She's the queen
She's the queen
She's the queen
Did I mention that she's the queen?
I'm not talking about
We-eird Al
I'm talking about
J-C-M
He's like Chuck Norris, but he's real
And he's here to stay (CM)
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout J (CM)
J-J-J-J-J-J (CM)
Beating Elvis all day (CM)
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout J (CM)
Jigawatt: Seriously, though. Where's the peanuts?
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout J (CM)
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout J (CM)
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout J
Wait for it
Seeeee
Emmmmm
Now I'm done
Whatever.
The Greatest User Ever
An original song by JCM.
Lyrics
They might be Jon
The Dingo ate my baby
Anth's on the run
K-Ryan-Hipp used to Bacon
All of these users
Make the forum community flourish
But there is one man
Whose very presence puts it in complete bliss
No, I'm not talking about
We-eird Al
I'm talking about
J-C-M
There's no doubt he's the awesomest dude on the forum
No doubt
If anyone else said such things
You'd say that he was just dreaming
But JCM is something else
Whatever he does, he does well
To quote Confucius:
"JCM is the greatest user ever."
Confucius actually said that
It was originally in Japanese, though
Abbot and Jace make amusing parodies
But JCM is the humor Alicia Keys
When Dave is on, I guess he does important stuff
But JCM is really, really, really, really buff
Way_Moby has an underscore in his name
But JCM is only three letters. Game
AAAmerah is female
But JCM's mom is female, too
minnick27, quantumerror, and Grom
I'm not sure who those guys are, but JCM is probably also better than them, mon
JEDM is kind of similar
I'll get to him later
To quote George Washington:
"JCM is the greatest user ever."
Washington was our first president
I learned that in primary school
JCM has his lovers and haters
But mostly lovers
JCM is an exceptional ice skater
That's somethin' to speak of'er
NH Weird Al Fan: JCM has a new song out? That's nice. Now where are the free peanuts?
mewrio: You said that there would be free peanuts. I didn't come to hear some kid worship himself.
Jigawatt: I have a radio show, you know. Just saying.
To quote Queen Elizabeth:
"JCM is the greatest user ever."
She's the queen
She's the queen
She's the queen
Did I mention that she's the queen?
I'm not talking about
We-eird Al
I'm talking about
J-C-M
He's like Chuck Norris, but he's real
And he's here to stay (CM)
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout J (CM)
J-J-J-J-J-J (CM)
Beating Elvis all day (CM)
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout J (CM)
Jigawatt: Seriously, though. Where's the peanuts?
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout J (CM)
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout J (CM)
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout J
Wait for it
Seeeee
Emmmmm
Now I'm done
How old was that last signature? I mean, really?
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He's named like my name!JCM wrote:Ryan-Hipp used to Bacon
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Re: Comedy Songs You've Written 1.0
haha that was pretty cool
I couldn't tell a dirt clod from a plate of caviar.
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I haven't been on the forum for very long (ignore the 2009 joined listing because I didn't post much back then,) but I recognize those names!!! I'm sure it's very accurate and you're the greatest user of ego-boosting medication. That was what the song was about right? I'm so bad at context clues! (Not really...)
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What I meant to say was, good job!
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Re: Comedy Songs You've Written 1.0
YES!JCM wrote:Way_Moby has an underscore in his name
That was really funny! I loved the interlude of "*Famous Person* said 'JCM is the best!'" That killed me!
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I'm a female!
Was in the shower when it got leaked. almost spinned my ankle & dead with my head crack opened #StealMyGirlLeaked #StealMyGirlIsPerfect