The Big WeirdAbbott Topic (An Open Letter To WOWAY)

[WeirdAbbott]

Original Song

All day, you're all around me
I think that it's too much

Don't think you're understanding,
I don't love you as such

You tell me that you love me so
I tell you I don't care
Just give me space
(Crazy!) Baby (You're always there)

Call my phone, such persistance
You need help, need some assistance
I hoped someday you'd dismiss me
But then you went and tried to kiss me

Always there
You're always there
You're always, always, always, always there
(Hey!)

You stood all night in my driveway
Do you have any shame? (Hey!)
Showed up at my work yesterday
Why can't you go away?

You send me love songs everyday
You are a crazy dame (Hey!)
You went through my trash yesterday
Don't even know your name

You tell me that you love me so
I tell you I don't care
Just give me space (Crazy!)
Baby…

Don't know how you even know me
Can you tell me why can't you let go? Geez!
Get me off of this roller coaster
And get me the nearest restraining order

Always there
You're always there
You're always, always, always, always there

Always there
You're always there
You're always, always, always, always there
(Hey!)

WEIRDABBOTT

[Well, Well, Well]

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i'd really love to know how your search for such a picture went.

[WeirdAbbott]

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i'd really love to know how your search for such a picture went.

Well, we both did things we aren't proud of...and lets just leave it at that.
Speaking of which, new parody!


Original Song

I'd nap all day, up until noon because
I love my sleep, I'm out right away
Hit my pillow, eyelids get heavy
When I get sleepy, can't stay awake
When I sleep, my dreams are extensive
Some scary things run 'round in my head
Half naked in my old homeroom again
I wish they'd pass, but they're never done

Dreams of public speaking all the time
On Santa's lap when I'm thirty-one
Jumping naked in a pile of leaves
In front of everyone
Then I win real big in the lottery
Then they say "This isn't for you"
Gave my winnings to a Keibler elf
Then get beat up by a damn kangaroo

Man I love my sleep
But when I dream
I'm in awkward situations
And man, thats not right

I hate my dreams, they need to go because
I just can't sleep, they keep me awake
Last night I dremt I was a canary
Then eaten by Sylvester right away
Miss my sleep, my thoughts are so pensive
I hate my dreams that play in my head
Need some help, cause right now this Ambien
Fails to my dreams, cause they keep me up

Man I love my sleep
But when I dream
I'm in awkward situations
And man, thats not right

Man I love my sleep
But when I dream
I'm in awkward situations
And man, thats not right

WEIRDABBOTT

[WeirdAbbott]

Happy 2011 everyone...gonna start the year off with a two'fer...

Original Song

Can we pretend that airplane
in the night sky
is just Rudolph's nose?
I just really want my gift right now
Gift right now
Gift right now
Can we pretend that airplane
in the night sky
is just Santa's sleigh?
I just really want my gift right now
Gift right now
Gift right now

Yo, I'm a little kid, I really want my gift
I lie here in my bed on the eve of twenty fifth
Cause after all the snowman buildin' and sleddin', we're headin'
Right off to bed so our heads can be restin'
Can't wait until the morning when I see all my presents
Then stocking time, when I see all its contents
When I was sitting on that Santa Claus lap
I told him what I wanted, not to bring me crap
What I get is out of my control
But I trust Santa with all of my heart and my soul
I want Rock Band, do not want Pac-Man
And if I get that I will do a dance
No complaints, disdain, this year I was great
Get on your way, do not make me wait
So get here right away and I'll sing real bright
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night

Can we pretend that airplane
in the night sky
is just Rudolph's nose? (Rudolph's nose)
I just really want my gift right now (gift right now)
Gift right now (gift right now)
Gift right now (gift right now)
Can we pretend that airplane
in the night sky
is just Santa's sleigh? (Santa's sleigh)
I just really want my gift right now (gift right now)
Gift right now (gift right now)
Gift right now (gift right now)

Yeah, yeah, so then I woke up on Christmas day
Could not wipe the smile right off of my face
Before I open, I feel that I must thank
St. Nick, cause I won't be disappointed- there ain't no way
Underneath the crisp wrappin'- purple elephant
In some small way, expectin' to say "grandma's gift"
I'm guessin' that Santa's job makes the first gift real lame
Guess maybe, hey, maybe they can't all be great
Go to my stocking next, and it's more of the same
Ice pack, fake plastic money, tube of glue and scotch tape
And so then I ran away from where my stocking hangs
and see the biggest package that came from Santa's sleigh
I open my last gift
a gift that's very big
a gift to leave my ecstatic
not disappointed
So I stand back and with tears I say
"Can't believe I got some argyle socks out of Nick's sleigh"

I'm gonna find an airplane
take me tonight
to his workshop home (workshop home)
I just gotta speak to Nick right now (Nick watch out)
Nick right now (Nick watch out)
Nick right now (Nick watch out)
And when I leave that airplane
in the night sky
I know that we will brawl (you're going down)
Cause I'm thinking I got gypped right now (Nick watch out)
Gypped right now (Nick watch out)
Gypped right now (Nick watch out)

I just really want my gift right now
(I just really want my gift right now)
B-b-b But I feel like I got gypped some how
(Man, I feel like I got gypped some how)
One gift, is that too hard?
(It's not that hard)
Ho-ho-hell no, so Ol' St. Nick you best watch out
(Ol' St. Nick, you better watch out)
You best, you better watch out
(Nick watch out)

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Original Song

I just got dumped, now I'm broken hearted
Job interview went well till I farted
Heard my parents go at it last night real loud
I wish there was a place
Just to let it all out

F my life
Bro' put melted cheddar
In my shoes...but it gets better
Some kid hit me where the sun don't shine
(F my life)
My car broke down right on the highway
No single car will come and help me
Gonna let it all out on this site
F my life

Reaching for my fish when my cat drowned
Then my little sister shaved off my eyebrows
Tomorrow's lookin' better, cause today ain't great
My life's really cruddy
So that is why I say...

F my life
Now on every finger
Have six or seven real big splinters
No tweezers, so now I have to cry...
(F my life)
My dad forgot my 18th birthday
He said "grow up" and then walked away
Gonna let it all out on this site
F my life

My best friend said, "Hey dude, check this out"
New YouTube vid shows my fear of clowns

F my life
Found mom with the gardner
He looks just like Taylor Lautner
Should I tell my dad or run and hide?
(F my life)
I brought my new girlfriend home today
My bro' said "she's fat", then she dumped me
Gonna let it all out on this site

F my life
Why can't life get better?
Baseball cards just went through the shredder
I was to sell them in a weeks time
(F my life)
I'm still stuck out here on the highway
Triple-A said they won't come help me
I have the most posts here on this site
On F my life

WEIRDABBOTT

[WeirdAbbott]

Almost two months since my last parodies...and it's another two'fer.

Original Song

Dear Mr. Rich Rod, we once trusted you -
Hundred thousand fans have cried
Weekly we’re weeping, we once cheered for you
Now gone after year three
(coaching blunder)

First year, went three and nine - can’t save yourself
Year two, just five games you won (five games you won)
Fans tormented daily, picked on, thanks to you
Wolverines sadly hit rock bottom

Try! Win again!

A coaching blunder (coaching blunder)
Thanks to you (all thanks to you)
We’re tarnished forever (tarnished forever)
But now you’re all through
You coaching blunder

Year three we’re cheering - “no loss, we’ve won five!
(Maybe he’s the real deal) This year is different, we have a shot! (have a shot!)”
Still, we kept losing to the grey and red
But I can't lose to them anymore

We lost again...

You coaching blunder (coaching blunder)
Beat OSU! (you can’t, can you?)
It felt like forever (felt like forever)
But now you’re all through

What’s best for the team?
Tell me please, will we win someday? (so far away)
Now Brady Hoke’s in again
Hopefully not - another coaching blunder

Let’s try this again...

No going under (coaching blunder)
Beat OSU (beat OSU)
Spartans run for cover (we won’t lose forever)
We believe in Blue!

No coaching blunders (coaching blunder)
No coaching blunders (believe in you)
No coaching blunders

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Original Song

It’s warm outside, schoolbell rings
I see the girl of my dreams
When she walks past, wind blows and angels sing
Asked her out, my surprise-
She said yes, it blew my mind
She cuts “my” pictures from magazines

The Homecoming Queen
Thinks I’m very sweet!
She thinks I’m Justin Bieber
I have the same physique

Now I have to sing
All of his songs perfectly
But it keeps her happy, don’t you see?
Can’t do that peace sign once again…
She cuts my bangs, she won’t rest
She keeps me in her room, won’t let me leave

“Mom, dad, come with me-
someone you should meet!
His name is Justin Bieber
And he’s so sweet to me.”

Someone please help me!
Huge mistake, you see
Cause I’m not Justin Bieber
But she won’t believe me

Help! My name is Steve!
Kidnapped by some teen!
She thinks I’m Justin Bieber
But she won’t believe me

Someone please help me!
Huge mistake, you see
Cause I’m not Justin Bieber
But she won’t believe me

WEIRDABBOTT

[JCM]

It's almost tragic how underrated you are.

Also, just a heads-up, the links in the first post are broken, probably due to a glitch in the forum upgrade or something.

[TMBJon]

It's almost tragic how underrated you are.

Who is doing the rating? How is WeirdAbbott currently rated on that system?

[JCM]

It's almost tragic how underrated you are.

Who is doing the rating? How is WeirdAbbott currently rated on that system?

The guys at AmIRight, my fine sir. And not well enough.

[WeirdAbbott]

It's almost tragic how underrated you are.

Also, just a heads-up, the links in the first post are broken, probably due to a glitch in the forum upgrade or something.

Fixed the link, and thanks for the compliment! It's nice to know that someone can read my parodies and not have to leave a comment questioning the lyrics or the author of said lyrics.

[Mystik Tomato]

Did you truly write these lyrics?