Nice job YGKES and weirdalrocks...just think, they might turn those songs into reality shows. Hey, reality shows...that seems like a good idea to write about
On every channel on my television
There is a program that is ruining the nation
People eating bugs and trying to sing
Not on the same show of course, but that'll be on next spring
The drama unfolds as eliminations go
Who will win, only the producers know
The producers, yes the producers, they have the power
Who else on Earth would make the finale over 7 hours?
They're worse than the new mom
On Wife Swap
Worse than not knowing who you are
On Dancing With The Stars
Can't watch TV, can't watch TV
Why does everyone get their very own show?
Too much reality, too much reality
Makes me want to throw the remote control
Can't watch TV, can't watch TV
Why does everyone get their very own show?
Too much reality, too much reality
Makes me want to throw the remote control
Reality TV is getting way out of hand
I mean, who really gives a crap about Kim Kardashian
Who in their right mind would watch reality TV
Other than the family of the star washed up celebrity
What do these people have that apparently I don't got
They make peoples eyes fall out as their brains begin to rot
What is about the show that keeps the audience so engaged?
Is it the fact that its not real, but it is really staged?
Worse than being suicidal
When your pick didn't win American Idol
Worse than the diseases in the hot tub
On Flava of Love
Can't watch TV, can't watch TV
Why does everyone get their very own show?
Too much reality, too much reality
Makes me want to throw the remote control
Can't watch TV, can't watch TV
Why does everyone get their very own show?
Too much reality, too much reality
Makes me want to throw the remote control
Worse than waking up to Hef on the Girls Next Door
Worse than You Think You Can Dance and falling on the floor
Worse than having to move the bus on Extreme Makeover
Worse than washing the sweat rags from the Biggest Loser
Worse than Donalds hairdresser on the Apprentice
Worse than Bret Michaels covering that bald head of his
Worse than Thanksgiving with Jon and Kate
Worse than Top Model, can't remember when you last ate
Worse than those brats stuck with the Supernanny
Worse than the idea of Heidi and Spencer running the country
Worse than getting rejected on the Bachelor
Worse than eating grubs and rats on Survivor
Worse than getting hitched to a Bridezilla
Worse than eating pig vagina with Tila Tequila
Worse than getting crabs on the Deadliest Catch
Worse than New York...ok, they're not that bad
Can't watch TV, can't watch TV
Why does everyone get their very own show?
Too much reality, too much reality
Makes me want to throw the remote control
Can't watch TV, can't watch TV
Why does everyone get their very own show?
Too much reality, too much reality
Makes me want to throw the remote control
WEIRDABBOTT
that was pretty good.
