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Post by sataneatscheezwhiz »

no, i'd feel bad for him. warts really suck. i got one on my foot in 4th grade. but you really don't need to hear about that.


if Al didn't have a wart on his nose, would you laugh?
"Since when is hitting people with big metal sticks NOT fun?"

"I saw your head, so I just HAD to poke it."
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Post by bryce87 »

yes. His nostrils make me laugh.

Does Al like his own nostrils?
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Post by JEDM »

Only with butter.

Should Al dance the cha-cha in his underwear?
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Post by sataneatscheezwhiz »

probably not.

should Al do ballet in a spongebob shirt?
"Since when is hitting people with big metal sticks NOT fun?"

"I saw your head, so I just HAD to poke it."
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Post by JEDM »

Only if he has the shoes for ballet.

Can Al say the alphabet backwards underwater?
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Post by mamamia »

no but sharks can
why does the air smell like warm root beer in albuquerque?
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Post by PixelDust »

It used to smell like warm sauerkraut, but it drove everybody out of town.

Why does Al's hibachi dealer have prosthetic lips?
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Post by JEDM »

He forgot his cactus.

Should Al play volleyball in the back of a garbage truck?
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Post by sataneatscheezwhiz »

i would not recommend it.

should Al play baseball in the back of a dump truck?
"Since when is hitting people with big metal sticks NOT fun?"

"I saw your head, so I just HAD to poke it."
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Post by JEDM »

Only if it eats it's veggies.

Can SOL make mountains out of cookie dough?
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