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^ died from the smell of the underwear that hasn't been changed for 27 days
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^ got sick from eating dirty buttered toast, died
"Since when is hitting people with big metal sticks NOT fun?"

"I saw your head, so I just HAD to poke it."

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^ went swimming right after a big heavy meal and drowned

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^strangled by the toilet paper being used to TP someone's lawn
"Since when is hitting people with big metal sticks NOT fun?"

"I saw your head, so I just HAD to poke it."

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^ died in a tragic Segway accident
English doesn't just borrow from other languages, it mugs them on the street and checks their pockets for loose grammar.

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^tried put out a grease fire with their face
I like all animals...well except for monkeys, because they climb all over your face and slap you!

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^ ate broken shards of glass with salt
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^ ate shards of broken glass without salt
"Since when is hitting people with big metal sticks NOT fun?"

"I saw your head, so I just HAD to poke it."

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^ jumped out of the 16th story window of the Gilmore Building
"How do we know you're not just as filthy, sent by him to nick the ring by being filthy, when you've lulled us with your filthy Eastern ways?"

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^was below me when i jumped out the 16th story window
"Since when is hitting people with big metal sticks NOT fun?"

"I saw your head, so I just HAD to poke it."

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