Kill The Person Above You

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by weirdalrocks » Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:10 pm

^ died from the smell of the underwear that hasn't been changed for 27 days
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by sataneatscheezwhiz » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:58 pm

^ got sick from eating dirty buttered toast, died
"Since when is hitting people with big metal sticks NOT fun?"

"I saw your head, so I just HAD to poke it."
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by PixelDust » Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:03 pm

^ went swimming right after a big heavy meal and drowned
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by sataneatscheezwhiz » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:08 am

^strangled by the toilet paper being used to TP someone's lawn
"Since when is hitting people with big metal sticks NOT fun?"

"I saw your head, so I just HAD to poke it."
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by Pickle » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:46 am

^ died in a tragic Segway accident
English doesn't just borrow from other languages, it mugs them on the street and checks their pockets for loose grammar.
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by BabyBoolie27 » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:54 am

^tried put out a grease fire with their face
I like all animals...well except for monkeys, because they climb all over your face and slap you!
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by weirdalrocks » Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:58 pm

^ ate broken shards of glass with salt
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by sataneatscheezwhiz » Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:03 am

^ ate shards of broken glass without salt
"Since when is hitting people with big metal sticks NOT fun?"

"I saw your head, so I just HAD to poke it."
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by Melquizio » Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:11 am

^ jumped out of the 16th story window of the Gilmore Building
"How do we know you're not just as filthy, sent by him to nick the ring by being filthy, when you've lulled us with your filthy Eastern ways?"
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by sataneatscheezwhiz » Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:47 pm

^was below me when i jumped out the 16th story window
"Since when is hitting people with big metal sticks NOT fun?"

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