Orthography Enthusiast @ September 28, 2002 09:00 pm wrote:
Things in common with Al? Lessee...
1. We were born in the same county (20 miles and two years apart).
2. Early, life-changing exposure to MAD magazine (I still know the words to two of their food parodies learned in junior high school).
3. In 8th grade I actually performed a parody I'd written ("The Sound of Violence" -- a pseudo-Simon-and-Garfunkel number about what happens to substitute teachers) at a school talent assembly. Thank goodness I quit when I was ahead.
4. Horrible dead-end jobs right out of college (like the time the temp agency sent me and my brand-new degree to peel price tags off bottles of sun tan lotion).
5. Myopia. My left eye is 20/400. I'm more of a chicken than Al about things being done to my eyes, though. I'm still wearing wire-rimmed glasses.
6. Similar hair color. Mine's straight, but I had a dreadfully frizzy series of perms all through the 80's.
7. Al used to drive a beat-up white Toyota Corolla. I drive a beat-up white Toyota Corolla.
8. We both participated in speech tournaments in high school.
9. I can order a meal in a Mexican restaurant every bit as expertly as he can. (taco.... grande!)
10.We still live in the same county.
That's all I can think of for now.
Oh yes... Al has said he's not a dancer. I'm REALLY not a dancer. And we both have IQs that are up into THREE DIGITS!
Inspired by Diva:
I too have been in the KCPR studio and in the Men's Room of Renown across the hall, with pictures to prove it. Ditto Bubblegum Alley.
We've both met Suzanne. Al met her first.
I've stood on Dr. Demento's front porch, and while I don't know for certain whether Al has, it does seem likely, doesn't it?
I do have a coupla pairs of Vans and a coupla Hawaiian shirts.
We've both been summoned for jury duty in Los Angeles Superior Court. Al served. I haven't yet.
I went through the 80's with a bad perm. Al went through the 80's with bad natural hair (his description, remember).
We both like pizza.
We've both been to Hawaii.
"Weird Al" has a charisma that's all his own. The awkward, the misshapen, the socially inept flock to his banner.