While Paris Hilton's jail diary reading on Larry King Live has a certain classic 'something' in its nothingness that would merit keeping it as a stanza in 2008's Headline News, there are many other celebrity pecadillos that might merit the Al treatment on this leg of the tour. OJ Simpson robbing his own memorabilia, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen doing just about anything, Miley Cyrus posing nearly butt-naked in Vanity Fair, Tom and Katie throw a $500K birthday party for a 2 year old, Lindsey Lohan (pick any of: gets sober, gets drunk, steals someone elses coat, sends it back stinky and torn, smooches her girlfriend, gets sober, gets drunk again, etc., etc.)-many are called, few are chosen.
What are your favorite moments of absolute beyond-the-pale ridiculousness that deserve to be immortalized this year in HN? [Events, not just individuals, otherwise Al would never get through the medley.]
Cheers, Diva
who lives in the homeland of celebrity stupidity
