Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

Post by **JEDM** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:32 am

Granted!!

But it sucks!

I wish Al would do 26 more legs to the SOL tour

Ambra · Post by **Ambra** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:44 am

Granted! But each leg consists of one concert each and none of them are near you.

I wish Al's music would relieve my cold symptoms.

Post by **JEDM** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:50 pm

Granted!!

But it causes World War 3

I wish Al would find a cure for cancer

Ambra · Post by **Ambra** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:20 pm

Granted! But the cure gives people the flesh-eating virus.

I wish my bosses would let me listen to Al while I'm at work.

Post by **Diva** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:24 pm

Ambra @ Nov 4 2007, 12:20 PM wrote: I wish my bosses would let me listen to Al while I'm at work.

Granted!

But then everyone's productivity drops and your office closes and you end up unemployed. Of course, now you can listen to Al whenever you want. Unfortunately, Al announces just one more, really special, Christmastime concert and it just happens to be right near you, but you're out of work so you can't afford the ticket.

I wish Al would announce just one more, really special, November or December concert, here in Long Beach, which happens to be where I am. [I work for the state and I have civil service protection [so you can't corrupt my wish by firing me unless you want to go through a really agonizing process involving my union] and Al and the band live in the area so they won't complain about having to travel away from home [there are perks in living in an area with a lot of tanker and diesel semi pollution that aggravate my asthma *coughwheezecough*].]

Cheers, Diva
the taxpayers of California really do get their money's worth from me

Post by **JEDM** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:32 pm

Granted!!

But then the stage blows up!

I wish for Al to end world hunger

in deniAL · Post by **in deniAL** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:45 am

granted

but then every body really over eays themselves and they all look like the characters of south park in the world of warcraft episode. And then every body gets soooo fat that they cant leave their couch and end up dying of starvation anyway.

I wish al would move into the house next o me and practice songs that send their sweet sounds through my house filling my life with joy.

WeirdAlexander · Post by **WeirdAlexander** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:52 am

Granted, but they are all polkas, which I know you don't like.

I wish that Al's concerts lasted days, but without Al getting tired or the audience having to get up to go to the bathroom.

in deniAL · Post by **in deniAL** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:57 am

granted, but you cant make the DECISION to actually attend.
i wish that that katie would accept tjhe fact that i SEMI-like polkas.

WeirdAlexander · Post by **WeirdAlexander** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:01 am

Granted, but that's not Al-related so the mods ban you from the forum.

I wish that I had Al's phone number or e-mail address...I wouldn't bother him too much, though...