The Moral Of The Story

[yankochick38]

I learned that Al had a solid gold Cadillac before he had a solid gold Humvee.

[childofthespiral]

I learned that Al had a solid gold Cadillac before he had a solid gold Humvee.

Good one!

Everyone's gotta start somewhere.

[JEDM]

I learned that you can toss your hat across a large room, and have it land on a coatrack without the help of David Blaine

[Teh Dingo]

Welcome to the game that time forgot!!!!!



If you're new here, here's the dillyo: Give me a moral you've learned from this week's song, and you get nifty fakey prizes! You give me a moral I like most, and you could even win niftier fakier prizes by being the Learned Person of the Week.


Last....um.....decade, I asked for morals on This is the Life.

Everyone who played gets a bottle of Per...Perr...that fancy French bottled water crap, and a rubber duckie. The Learned Person gets all that, and a the entire box office gross of Johnny Dangerously, WAKKA WAKKA DOO DOO YEAH!!!


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OK, so now what you're really here for: This week's game!


This week, you have to give me Confessions Part III type morals!

And here's my sample moral to get you started (And give you a taste of how we roll here at TMOTS)


I learned that duct taping your pets to the wall isn't just a suggestion, it's a way to keep them safe during your relationship with Al.

See? That's easy, isn't it? I mean, geez, Dave's won this game before.......

[louietheweaselfaceddogboy]

I learned that you need to keep a woman satisfied with more than just lunch (like honesty and love and that sort of stuff).

[yankochick38]

I learned that you need to keep a woman satisfied with more than just lunch (like honesty and love and that sort of stuff).

I learned that Al likes to cross-dress when he's bored and alone.

[louietheweaselfaceddogboy]

I've learned that women like guys who personally know Pauly Shore.

I learned that Al likes to cross-dress when he's bored and alone.

Based off of yours (but not plagiarizing)...

I've learned Al enjoys spanking himself with a hockey stick when he's alone, bored, and has a Shirley Temple outfit nearby.

[yankochick38]

Pfft. If you win, I get half credit.

Um..well..I learned that Al's got a thing for 'little people'! A.K.A: Midgets..

[WaffleQueen27]

I learned that Al loves Rice Krispies enough to lie to ensure there's a suitable amount left for himself.

[louietheweaselfaceddogboy]

I learned that Al doesn't exactly know why he used Bridget's toothbrush to clean off some bathroom grout.