Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:27 pm

childofthespiral @ Oct 22 2007, 09:08 AM wrote: I wish Al would tell me a way to stop this cold I'm coming down with.

Granted, but he tells you in swedish.

I wish that Al would dress like The Swedish Chef when he tells you in swedish.

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:41 pm

Granted, and Statler and Waldorf don't find it half-bad. They think it was all bad.

I wish Animal and Bermuda would have a drum-off.

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:05 am

louietheweaselfaceddogboy @ Oct 22 2007, 10:41 PM wrote: I wish Animal and Bermuda would have a drum-off.

Granted, but then Animal bites Bermuda and then gives Bermuda his grand prize for beating him, a beating.

I wish that Al would go to a party with every living Muppet Show guest star.

Post by **GAME OVER** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:07 am

Granted! But then Al accidently trips, falls and crushes one of them!
:lame:

I wish that Al could give me my injection next Thursday so it wouldn't hurt as much.

Post by **childofthespiral** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:16 am

Granted! But he only injects you with saline so it does no good, and you have to get the real one from someone else anyway.

I wish Al would give me something to help me get over my cold.

Post by **GAME OVER** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:19 am

Granted! But, in the process of giving you the cold fighting thingy, he catches the cold too!

I wish Al would realise that he has a cold fighting thingy in his hand, and takes one.

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:22 pm

GAME OVER @ Oct 23 2007, 10:19 AM wrote:
I wish Al would realise that he has a cold fighting thingy in his hand, and takes one.

Granted, but he hates the tatse of it.

I wish that Al would invent something that prevents people from tasting the foods that they hate.

Post by **WeirdAbbott** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:24 pm

Granted, but then Al becomes a billionare with that product and doesn't record anymore albums...

I wish that Al could make a song all about me and my band, The Sporksters...that was totally positive and didn't make fun of me in any way...

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:12 am

Granted, but us Al fans don't get it because we don't exactly know what songs Al is parodying.

I wish Al would put "School Cafeteria" on his forthcoming album.

Post by **yankochick38** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:38 am

Granted!!!

But, somehow while going through the process of actually putting it on the album, someone clicks on the Stinky Cheese e-mail, the whole system gets a virus, and Al is brainwashed and forgets the lyrics to ALL of his songs, including School Cafeteria, and every song on the album gets messed up in a way that when you listen to it, it's 5 second high-pitched squeals. And all you can think about is yourself.

I wish that Al hadn't been brainwashed and forgotten the words to his songs, and re-recorded School Cafeteria for the new album.