Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

Post by **JEDM** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:40 pm

Granted!!

But the muppets have gone gay!

I wish Al would star in UHF 27

Post by **yankochick38** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:17 am

Granted!

But the other 25 have nothing to do with him.

I wish that Al could learn to appreciate the number 14.

Post by **JEDM** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:49 am

Granted!!

But then he thinks 27 sucks

I wish Al would star on "The Ghost Whisperer"

avesjohn · Post by **avesjohn** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:58 am

Granted, but during his cameo he points out that "the undead always seem to be attracted to women with large cleavage, haven't you noticed?", causing The Ghost Whisperer, Medium, and other shows about well-endowed women who can talk to the undead to be cancelled by politically correct network executives.

I wish Al would stop racism (even if, as Avenue Q unashamedly points put, "everyone's a little bit racist").

Parody_Freak27 · Post by **Parody_Freak27** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:20 am

Granted, people now discriminate against those with dark, curly hair. (D:!)

I wish Al could be in two places at once, so he could spend more time with Nina while he tours.

Post by **JEDM** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:27 pm

Granted!!

Then Suzanne wants a third Al!

I wish Al would be in 3 places at once

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:57 am

Granted, but they split Al's body with a chainsaw - making Al become Torsoboy! I call dibs on the head and torso Al!

I wish Al's Biography special would be rebroadcast.

Supermeat2005 · Post by **Supermeat2005** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:59 am

Granted!
It's on a station you can't get

I wish I could have an adventure in Albequrque!

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:02 am

Granted, but all the adventure is about is Al buying a can of tuna. Not even name-brand tuna, just regular old tuna in a can. Some adventure!

I wish Al would sell his Hawaiian shirts to the public.

in deniAL · Post by **in deniAL** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:20 am

granted!

but then al has no shirts and has to preform shirtless

i wish i didnt have to see als chest hair