Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

Post by **yankochick38** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:36 am

Granted

But Al jumps into a dumpster after reading the last few pages of this.

I wish that Al didn't jump into a dumpster.

Post by **JEDM** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:47 am

Granted!

Now he jumps into a woodchipper

I wish Al would do a juggling act

Supermeat2005 · Post by **Supermeat2005** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:52 am

Granted, but it's on a pool 500 feet in the air and he falls...

I wish Al had a safety net...

Post by **JEDM** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:53 am

Granted!!

But it breaks

I wish Al was a circus clown

Post by **childofthespiral** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:13 am

Granted! But when he squirts you with the plastic flower on his label, it's filled with pepper spray.

I wish Al would enjoy a nice cup of coffee with me.

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:30 am

Granted, but Al enjoys coffee only if it spills on your head.

I wish childofthespiral's face didn't have the burning sensation of coffee poured all over it.

Post by **JEDM** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:51 am

Granted!!

Now yours does!

I wish Al would have a huge concert in England for no reason at all

Post by **yankochick38** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:16 am

Granted!!

He also decides to throw pies at random people in the audience for no reason at all!

I wish that Al would make a song just for me

Post by **JEDM** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:01 pm

Granted!!

But it's only 1 second long

I wish Al would blow up all the bad folks on Earth

Post by **childofthespiral** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:36 pm

Granted! But you're one of them.

I wish Al would call me on my cell phone.