Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:00 pm

Granted, but it gets shredded up in the mail. Probably because he also sent a paper shredder along with it.

I wish Al would become a chef. He seems like he could be a great cook.

Post by **yankochick38** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:01 pm

Granted!!

But he gets a job at the Sizzler, and has to put out a grease fire with his face.

I wish that Al wasn't a vegan/vegetarian.

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:06 pm

Granted, now he's a radioactive hamster from a planet near Mars.

I wish radioactive hamster Al could play the electric guitar.

Supermeat2005 · Post by **Supermeat2005** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:07 pm

Granted, but he can't play it well...

I wish Al would give me an autographed accordion!

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:11 pm

Granted, but Al just gave it to you. It was really signed by Larry King.

I wish I had a hamster for a pet.

Post by **yankochick38** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:13 pm

never mind

Supermeat2005 · Post by **Supermeat2005** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:13 pm

Granted, but it's radioactive and mutates you!
I wish I could go to a Weird Al concert and be front-row center!

Post by **yankochick38** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:14 pm

Granted!!

But Al sneaks up right behind you and scares you!

I wish that Al would get a blue accordion!

Supermeat2005 · Post by **Supermeat2005** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:16 pm

Granted, but it doesn't work so he never uses it!

I wish Weird Al would start parodying more classic rock!

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:30 pm

Granted, but nobody thinks the parodies are funny.

I wish those annoying fashion-obsessed TV networks could agree Al has good style.