Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:26 am

Granted, but you spill it in his lap! He sure isn't going to enjoy hot chocolate with you anymore.

I wish Al wouldn't spill hot chocolate in his lap.

Post by **yankochick38** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 7:22 am

Granted, but Marty the Torsoboy plotted revenge against Al and spills hot chocolate in his lap! (don't ask how...)

I wish that words would come out of my mouth next time I try to talk to Al.

Supermeat2005 · Post by **Supermeat2005** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:54 pm

Granted, but that word is puke, and you get it all over him!

I wish I could go to an Al concert!

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 4:17 pm

Supermeat2005 @ Oct 6 2007, 02:54 PM wrote:
I wish I could go to an Al concert!

Granted, but you get the worst seat in the theater. And that seat is rigged to explode.

I wish there was a Tickle Me Weird Al Yankovic.

avesjohn · Post by **avesjohn** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:29 pm

Granted, but it comes with an Tickle Me "Weird Al" Yankovic's Lawyer, who'll sue you if you even think about touching the Tickle Me Al.

I wish (Tickle Me) Al had a lawyer with a sense of humor.

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:43 pm

Granted, but the lawyer is even funnier than Al.

I wish Al's lawyer would let Al release a new alblum every six months.

Website · Post by **Teh Dingo** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:21 am

Granted...but he didn't specify which every 6 months so were stuck in the same boat again

I wish Ruben would put the cone bra back on

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:26 am

Granted, but he only wears the cone bra during "Close, But No Cigar".

I wish they would put "Like A Surgeon: Truth or Dare Version" back into the tour so Ruben could wear the cone bra during the correct song.

Post by **yankochick38** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 1:50 am

Granted, but now Al wears his Close But No Cigar costume instead of the Like a Surgeon costume...that sounds interesting.

I wish that the album Polka Party was called Dog Eat Dog and sold better because of that.

Post by **JEDM** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 4:13 am

Granted!!

But he never releases SOL

I wish Al would have a huge birthday bash this year