Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

Post by **JEDM** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:42 pm

Granted!!

But the sequel is called "Fatman: Gastric Bypass Surgery"

I wish Al would star on E.R.

Post by **childofthespiral** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:22 pm

Granted!

But he stars as a crack addict who dies in the O.R.

I wish Al would come cheer me up.

WAYFan · Post by **WAYFan** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:22 am

Granted, but right after he leaves, people tease you, and you can't call him back.

I wish Al would lay off the restraining orders every time I wish.

Post by **JEDM** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 1:19 am

Granted!!

Now he gives you a warrant.....a death warrant

I wish Al would bring me some chocolate cake

Website · Post by **Teh Dingo** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:35 am

Granted, but he trips and falls on the way over face first in the cake, and the paparazzi just happen to be there and now the picture is all over the internet.....

I wish Al could be president of the Vanzog and His Probes fan club I just started

Post by **childofthespiral** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:27 am

Granted! But you refuse to be probed andyou're not allowed in to your own club.

I wish Al, as President of the Vanzog and His Probes club, would make a rule that WOWAYers didn't have to be probed to join.

Post by **JEDM** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:22 pm

Granted!!

Now we must be fondled to join

I wish we didn't have to be fondled to join the club that Autumn mentioned above me

Post by **WeirdAbbott** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:37 am

Granted, but now there isn't a club...

I wish that Al could give me his collection of hawaiian shirts...

Supermeat2005 · Post by **Supermeat2005** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:46 am

Granted, but he gets arrested for public indecentcy because he has nothing else to wear...

I wish Al didn't get arrested...

Post by **JEDM** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:47 am

Granted!!

Now he gets fondled

I wish Al wasn't fondled