Make A Wish, Have It Corrupted - Weird Al Edition

Hippielishus · Post by **Hippielishus** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:41 am

Granted!

But now he's a ballerina wookie that watches "Will and Grace".

I wish Al was back to normal.

Twinkies Are Yucky · Post by **Twinkies Are Yucky** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:44 am

Granted!!

But Al is still a ballerina.

I wish Al would watch my dog when I go on vacation.

weirdal56206 · Post by **weirdal56206** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:44 pm

granted but he ate him

i wish al would not eat dogs

Hippielishus · Post by **Hippielishus** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:31 am

Granted!

Now he only eats human flesh.

I wish Al would be proud to be an American.

Post by **WeirdAbbott** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:40 am

Granted, but then he becomes one of those people who are over patriotic and everyone hates him.

I wish that Al could have performed "Bohemian Polka" instead of having "Bohemian Rhapsody" played at my Homecoming.

avesjohn · Post by **avesjohn** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:48 am

Granted, but then, because you're a "Weird Al" fan, no girl wants to come as your date to the dance. (Translation: they don't want to be seen with you...in public, that is.

)

I wish Al had performed at my senior prom back in May.

WeirdAlsBestFriend · Post by **WeirdAlsBestFriend** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:12 am

granted

but all the Al haters killed him

i wish Al would come 2 my b day party

Post by **JEDM** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:53 am

Granted!!

But he leaves after 27 seconds

I wish Al would make EVERYBODY ON EARTH type like 99% of the WOWAY's

WeirdAlsBestFriend · Post by **WeirdAlsBestFriend** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:17 am

Granted!

but im the 1%

i wish Al would give me all the left over yankobucks

Post by **childofthespiral** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:42 am

Granted, but there's only one, and it's ripped and someone stepped on it with muddy boots.

I wish I could go to an Al concert and get rid of this hyper-ness.