What is your favourite funny line from Al (not in a song)

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jerrymustbeslaughtered @ May 30 2003, 10:36 AM wrote: The 60% chance of rain thing in live shows is great. I haven't been to a show in three years though, I can barely remember...
Al: "Everyone inside, everyone inside..."
Kid: "So we don't even know if its gonna rain?"
Al: "No we don't"

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Him saying TMBG were "arteests" somewhere in Ask Al.
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...with a ripe cantelope.

Gets the imagination working on that one...|) :P

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ROAD MAPS!!!!!!!!

As someone who gets lost more often than not, I get to yell this in the car quite a bit. It always cracks me up!

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my favorite is still the Eminem interview, you know what i'm sayin? :P
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"Hey snowman with a pine-cone head! I HATE YOU!!!"
Hey, snowman with a pine cone head! I HATE YOU!
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I love the line

A lot of fans ask me how I decide what songs to play in concert.  And to be perfectly honest, I look at the set list

It might not be my favorite, but it's at least one of them.
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Where is that from? That's really funny.
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I'm not sure where Al said it, but you can hear the audio at Al-oholics Anonymous.
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:lol: That's a good one!
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