Make A Wish, Have It Corrupted - Weird Al Edition

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Granted, but they are laced with rat poison.

I wish for a wish that would beat all other wishes, and that Al would grant it.
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Granted, but it's me dressed as Al, and the greatest wish of all turns out to be the end of humanity.

I wish Al would play a gig at HMV in Glasgow
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Granted, but the gig was accidentally mistaken for a BMW in Moscow.

I wish 2+2=Al
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Granted, but a horde of savage, nerdy mathematicians make him their god, then eat him, because they're cannibals.


I wish Al could see how many times we've killed him off in this sick, sick thread.
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Granted, but then he gets disgusted and decides to hide away from the world, live as a hermit, and never releases another awesome album, or any album, ever again. And I'm sure you didn't want that to happen, did you?

I wish that Al wouldn't get disgusted and decide to hide away from the world, live as a hermit, and never release another awesome album, or any album, ever again.
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Granted, but um... that wish is bad enough in itself.

I wish Al would be killed off in the answer to this wish.
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Granted. "You're watching Spy Hard. This is the theme from Spy HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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I wish that my audition for WOWAY Idol is good enough to get into the top 12.
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Granted, but then Al would come along and say "They suck!"
(Sorry, I'm so mean!)

I wish I could write and sing a parody with Al.
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Granted, but then LN3000 comes along and tells you that your song 'sucks'.

I wish that Suzanne wasn't so shy.
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Granted, but that means she will fufill her dream; yodeling diva.

I wish Nicole Richie was Al's daughter.
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