Make A Wish, Have It Corrupted - Weird Al Edition

All very very very very very old posts are here.

Moderator: Moderators

Locked
User avatar
Dumb N00b
Obsessed
Posts: 2645
Joined: Tue May 16, 2006 6:04 am
Location: Cloudcuckooland, IL
Contact:
Contact Dumb N00b

Post by Dumb N00b »

Granted, but a woman who looks just like you was recently institutionalized for stalking him, so when he sees you, he runs in the opposite direction as fast as his legs will carry him.



I wish that Rover et al. had just shut up.
Dave? Hello Dave? Is Dave there? There's a block in your t'ilet.
Top
User avatar
The Doctor
Deliriously Dedicated
Posts: 19609
Joined: Fri Jan 17, 2003 3:08 am
Location: TARDIS
Contact:
Contact The Doctor

Post by The Doctor »

Granted, but now someone wishes that you would shut up.

I wish I had won WA Survivor Vii.... :)
Silence will fall.
Top
KnottyEmily
Obsessed
Posts: 2366
Joined: Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:33 am
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Contact:
Contact KnottyEmily

Post by KnottyEmily »

Granted, but the prize is the collected works of Pauly Shore, extended director's edition

I wish that I had all of Al's CD's
The tsunami of immediacy will wash away the flood of grief, and reveal a layer of naive optimism underneath
Top
User avatar
TMBJon
Deliriously Dedicated
Posts: 20491
Joined: Fri Jun 13, 2003 4:24 pm
Awards: Greatest Member of All Time
Location: Santa Monica, CA

Post by TMBJon »

Your wish is granted, but due to a misunderstanding you end up with Weird Al's personal CD collection instead of a copy of his collected works. And he wants them back.

I wish Al appeared on the Colbert Report.
I couldn't tell a dirt clod from a plate of caviar.
Top
KnottyEmily
Obsessed
Posts: 2366
Joined: Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:33 am
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Contact:
Contact KnottyEmily

Post by KnottyEmily »

TMBJon @ Nov 30 2006, 08:53 PM wrote: Your wish is granted, but due to a misunderstanding you end up with Weird Al's personal CD collection instead of a copy of his collected works. And he wants them back.
He'd be more than welcome to come to my place and pick them up :P
The tsunami of immediacy will wash away the flood of grief, and reveal a layer of naive optimism underneath
Top
Miss Janine
Obsessed
Posts: 2009
Joined: Tue Jul 08, 2003 6:36 pm
Location: WAYville, USA, pop 27 (or Baltimore, MD)

Post by Miss Janine »

But then we'd have to listen to Al get all political.

I wish Al would make UHF2.
Hmmm...something's gone horribly awry here...
Al Team 2772!
RIP Bela
Top
User avatar
Bruce the Duck
Deliriously Dedicated
Posts: 25029
Joined: Sat Apr 26, 2003 3:49 am
Location: Here

Post by Bruce the Duck »

Granted, but unfortunately everyone boycots its release because of Michael Richard's meltdown.

I wish Al would go back to releasing a new album every year.
Top
User avatar
Mystik Tomato
Deliriously Dedicated
Posts: 8250
Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:42 am
Awards: All of them.
Location: Squatter's Crog, Australia
Contact:
Contact Mystik Tomato

Post by Mystik Tomato »

Granted, but various music critics, in a fit of music-rage, start plotting world domination, which succeeds. And who wants to live in a world controlled bymusic critics ?

I wish for fish. More specifically, the Wheel Of Fish.

EDIT - Kinda late, so I changed it
Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day.
Top
User avatar
Bruce the Duck
Deliriously Dedicated
Posts: 25029
Joined: Sat Apr 26, 2003 3:49 am
Location: Here

Post by Bruce the Duck »

Granted, but you have picked the box. STUPID!!!! YOU ARE SOOOOO STUUUUPIIIIIDDD!

I wish Al would do a video for "Trapped in the Drive-Thru."
Top
User avatar
Mystik Tomato
Deliriously Dedicated
Posts: 8250
Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:42 am
Awards: All of them.
Location: Squatter's Crog, Australia
Contact:
Contact Mystik Tomato

Post by Mystik Tomato »

Granted, but everyone gets blinded by that idiot in the Volvo.

I wish that I didn't pick the box
Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day.
Top
Locked

Return to “Arrrrrrrrchive”